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Brian

Can be nice at times, and pretty anoying at times. Normally kind of dirty.
Person: He is SUCH a Brian
by Many people are there May 10, 2021
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Brian May

Purest, cutest and most beautiful man ever. Guitarist of one of the best rock bands, Queen. Everybody wants or should want to be his grandchild (or wife, like me). Actually married to Anita Dobson, the cutest woman ever. Brian's also an astrophysic and an activist. He's a vegan. You should love and appreciate everything he does, because he's a bean and we have to protect him all costs.

People usually ship him with his bandmate, Roger Taylor. Their ship name is Maylor and they'd look very cute, but they both don't like that so we don't talk about it.

Queen's biopic, Bohemian Rhapsody, was mostly produced by him and Roger. Gwilym Lee (his clone), probably the most handsome guy alive, plays him in the movie, and he does an amazing work.

The most important fact:
He's tall af, so you better don't bother him.
- Who is the one that looks like a poodle in Queen?
- He's Brian May, APPRECIATE HIM
by brian's whore June 30, 2019
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Brian

Someone who gets no bitches. He also is know to have a small dick. Gets 0 bitches
by Kazu_a November 28, 2021
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Brian wiener wallace

Brian Wiener Wallace is a Discord troll from Washington D.C. that plays Genshin Impact, League of Legends, and other degenerative games. He hasn't touched grass nor showered since 2004. He also commonly tells people to kill themslves. Because of his general person, you can call anything Brian and it'll be a joke. (example below)
"look it's Gollum from LOTR"
"hehe... Brian Wiener Wallace"
"mild laughter"
by Not Brian Wiener Wallace September 20, 2022
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Brian

Oh look at Brian he’s an npc
by riaaaxjj December 6, 2022
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Brian

Secret number between 3 and 4.
count from 1-5
“1, 2, 3, brian, 4, 5.”
by Jakek09 August 24, 2025
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