bob the builder

A fag made of clay. he fucks his bitchy coworker made of clay and her cat...which is also *Suprise* made of clay. he painted eyes and mouths on his consruction vehicles and likes to talk to them.

Whispers: we know hes on crack.

"bob the butthole! can we fuck it?

Bob the butthole! We are Fags!

by fag January 20, 2005

bob martins

Rhyming slang for Vitamins.

Alberts been on the Bob Martins

by Galaxy boi March 21, 2017

Bob Saget

The most perverted comedian on the face of this earth.
Also played the dad role on the TV show Full House.

some guy1: "duuude!! Listen to this joke i heard on TV last night....."

some guy2: "that's Bob Saget for ya.."

by ~p!nk feathers~ July 1, 2009

Smilin' Bob

1. Chris Hein's dad.

2. Anyone who takes enzyte.

3. Anyone who smiles excessively

Wow, i bet smilin bob took his enzyte today!

by Pat "the bat" Burrell February 21, 2005

[bob barking]

bob barking is when a man cums in the back of a woman's throat as she try's too say "the price is right" without coughing or choking

hey honey do you want too play bob barking tonight "i can't my throat is still sore from the last time you ejaculated in my throat as i tried to say "the price is right".

by daniel a wood January 19, 2009

Bob Munden

The fastest gun who ever lived. He holds all 18 quick draw world records. he can draw from a leather holster, cock back an SAA, fire of a shot, and holster the gun in less than 0.02 seconds. That is literally faster than the blink of an eye.

Bob Munden: *BAM*
Person: "what happened? i blinked."

by Numerouno2794 March 1, 2010

Baghdad Bobbed

When war propaganda becomes so out of touch with reality it turns comedic and achieves the opposite of the desired effect. It is said such propaganda is "Baghdad Bobbed" exactly at the moment when this threshold is crossed. As a side effect such propaganda is short-lived. The original reference of Baghdad Bob was the Iraqi information minister who insisted the US army would be defeated in Baghdad, shortly after which they overran it.

"These arrested Azov militants are not nazis, the Hitler tattoo on their back is merely there to scare the Russians."
"But the russians only discovered it after capturing them, do they fight bare-chested?"
"..."
"Sorry mate, it looks like your propaganda was Baghdad Bobbed."

by ThePocketeer May 21, 2022