Land O Lakes

A stupid little redneck town in central Florida full of southeners and assholes. Theyre are 2 high schools. One is great, the other sucks badly. You decide which one. Sure, theyre are a few decentish people, but in general, this place is a shit-hole full of potheads and redneck old pople that will stare you down from out of their truck blasting Tim McGraw as you walk down the street. If you are reading this and just happen to live here, leave and never come back. You might just get shot by the jerk who hunts out of hunting season, or might get run over by an f-150

LOL LAND O LAKES IS A FUCKING REDNECKS

by iknowthetruth111111111111111 October 15, 2011

land on his feet

To survive the loss of a job by getting another job. Can be used for other tragedies.

Hal was devistated by the layoff, buy I'm sure he will land on his feet.

by Way Cool Rich May 21, 2007

Land Down Under

Where women glow and men plunder


men at work

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."


---bad song, annoying

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

Human land shark

A sexual position that must be done on hardwood floor. You bend your girl over across the room then you go on the other side get a running start and slide into that pussy and a happy ending.

like losin your virginity or breking your dick. The human land shark

by thelegacy November 20, 2007

Disney land special

When after your finished having intercourse, you throw up in the condom then beat the chick with it until it explodes on her face

I had to throw up last night, so I gave that chick her first Disney land special.

by WuTang October 15, 2006

The vertically elevated land

How intellectuals say “the high ground”. The best Star Wars meme.

“This tremendously traumatic and terrible duel consisting of me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, henceforth known as the former master, and you, Anakin Skywalker, henceforth known as a traitor of democracy and the Jedi order, is now over as I have an advantage. You see, while you are at a given vertical coordinate I have smartly jumped to the vertically elevated land. Since I now possess this land, our duel shall now end if you kindly surrender. Should you not retire, I am obligated to warn you, please don’t try and defeat me. If you did try, I am a much more experienced duelist and would spontaneously defeat you by being forced to slice you, but not kill you, for even though you would have tried to murder me I still think of you as a friend and brother.”

by NeyThee May 30, 2018

To land in the apple orchard

(Partir dans les pommes in Quebec French): to faint in public, for whatever reason.

You need to land in the apple orchard a few times to figure out that you may have underlying health issues

by Sexydimma February 19, 2022