A person who believes that the state of being level conforms to a plane and rejects all evidence that a level surface can actually be curved.
Bev is the most annoying type of flat earther, because he rejects the term saying that mountains and valleys and hills mean that it’s not flat.
by Keigh See March 13, 2023
Get the Flat earther mug.A ballsack that has been stepped on in the event of a confrontation between a girl and a boy. Generally after a boy has been unfaithful to his girl and she crushes his balls so that they are squashed, and therefore a flat orange.
by Majestyblack September 13, 2016
Get the Flat orange mug.A non sexual act involving skin-to-skin contact of two or more taint areas. Contact must produce a smacking sound.
by Vladimir Trickington December 21, 2017
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Get the Lookin-flat mug.An acronym for a woman lacking in breast size, used by usually men. Usually used as an insult.
It stands for,
Forever
Lacking
Any
Tits
It stands for,
Forever
Lacking
Any
Tits
Adam: Wow, look at Jessie! She looks nice today!
Jacob: Yeah, but she's pretty flat. Not much to work with.
Adam: You're such a dick, you know that?
Jacob: Yeah, but she's pretty flat. Not much to work with.
Adam: You're such a dick, you know that?
by mr_onomatopoeia August 22, 2022
Get the Flat mug.Commonly used to describe a girl with the tits of a 10 year old annorexic male. Can be referenced to as an acronym, meaning "Forever Lacking Any Titties".
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!
Alternatively, with the acronym in place...
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T
(The first instance is much more commonly used)
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!
Alternatively, with the acronym in place...
Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T
(The first instance is much more commonly used)
by E.M.V.J.J December 19, 2017
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