man that girl i went to meet was hot until she got near me...
ahhh unlucky you got a long distance hottie...
ahhh unlucky you got a long distance hottie...
by marcopaulo37 October 13, 2009
Get the Long Distance Hottiemug. The act of shoving 2-day old bar mitzvah cookies in a woman's vagina while she's having a yeast infection.
Last night after the movie, I saw my wife making a Long Island Cheesecake using the Silverstein's leftover bar mitzvah cookies.
by ZanderBayCA July 5, 2014
Get the Long Island Cheesecakemug. When one engages in sexual intercourse with deep vigourous penetration whilst maintaining long strokes. This can apply to a one night stand or a long term lover.
E.G.
'How was your date last night?'
'Yeah it was alright.'
'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'
E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'
'How was your date last night?'
'Yeah it was alright.'
'Did you give her/him a Long John Piping?'
E.G.
'Was she/him still moody with you when you got home?'
'Yeah... Until I gave her/him a Long John Piping'
by Tonybaloney123 September 5, 2023
Get the Long John Pipingmug. A small town in Delaware that’s full of old people and heroin addicts. If you don’t fish or crab you don’t live here.
by Delaginger February 22, 2021
Get the Long Neck, DEmug. This is computer lingo for a very large and fast network connection between to geographically dispersed sites, usually resulting in low latency to provide a good medium for shipping transport logs to a disaster recover site.
Betty, have you checked the utilization of the long fat pipe today;
John the long fat pipe is performing wonderfully.
John the long fat pipe is performing wonderfully.
by Beaker One April 3, 2009
Get the Long Fat Pipemug. This is when women have extremely ridiculously long fingernails. Like you would expect to find on hookers or ladies of the night.
Girl! Those are some whore long fingernails! You best be investing in some clippers before the pimps start trying to line you up!
by Blossom61 March 2, 2014
Get the whore long fingernailsmug. When you want nothing more than to come home. When you realize that the things you thought were important were not. When those you loved the most are the ones you hurt the most. When all you want to do is make it up to everyone that you hurt along the way. When you realize that you weren't a good person, that you didn't make good choices, that you were selfish and destructive and you pick up your baggage and decide to start "the long road home". It's the hardest road to travel. It has pitfalls and fences, bridges that have been destroyed and walls that must be scaled. You have to forgive yourself and let others see you for who you are. And after all that is said and done…what happens when you get home and they don't want you anymore?
Johnny was a foolish man when he was younger…living the fast life and making selfish choices without regard for how those choices would affect those around him.
When he realized what a fool he had been…he began the long road home. He hasn't gotten there yet…but he trudges on…because it's the right road and he knows it. Anything worth having is worth fighting for…especially a wife and a family.
When he realized what a fool he had been…he began the long road home. He hasn't gotten there yet…but he trudges on…because it's the right road and he knows it. Anything worth having is worth fighting for…especially a wife and a family.
by UnworthyButTrying November 3, 2013
Get the The Long Road Homemug.