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Internet Guy

A guy who it seems impossible, that he has a life in the outside world.
"I swear does Justin Bieber ever stop posting on Facebook. It's like he all he does in life is post memes and selfies."
Selena Gomez- " He's the definition of Internet guy. He just lives out his life on the Internet."
by myer May 25, 2016
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Internet Rectangle

A smartphone. So called because it is rectangular, and its main function is to provide instantaneous access to the Internet.
Why are you asking me for directions? Don't you have an Internet rectangle?
by vorpalbla December 11, 2016
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Internet Digging

1.Looking for information about someone online

2.Looking up on the internet random things in hopes that you might find something cool or weird.
friend 1: dude guess what?
friend 2: what?
friend 1: so I was internet digging yesterday and found a random public google drive folder filled 342 images of literal hotdogs.
by JessStar245 August 17, 2020
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Internet Starvation

When you don't use the Internet for at least 3 days.
A: Where's C?
B:He's at the internet cafe since 4:00.
A:What happened to him?
B:C suffered Internet Starvation for 1 whole month.
A: :(
by Who are you? GTFO of here! October 7, 2011
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Internet Hangover

When you wake up at 75 and realise you've wasted your entire life caring about other peoples problems, online!
by Dr. Tardlord May 6, 2016
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Internet Island

An small area where an internet connection is available within a deadzone. Internet Islands may or may not be extremely uncomfortable to use.

Examples include a lone farmhouse with WiFi, That certain spot where your mobile broadband modem gets signal, and using the library's WiFi when the rest of the university's network is overloaded.
"I found an internet island at the library on 5th Avenue. No password."

"There's an internet island by the window. It's only 2G though, so don't expect much."
by JimsPseudonym August 28, 2009
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Internet Funnyman

Bombastic type of attitude and behavior, acting in a dull or dry humorous manner in chat or in game who uses Schrödinger's insults and claims other people are mad when they call them out as being unfunny. Can be easily identified via spamming internet lingo as they feel they can win a virtual shouting match.

Will act like a redditor more often than not.
Person 1: "gngngngn ezezez mad cuz bad salty!!!!"

Person 2: "We have an Internet funnyman in chat I see"
by unabomba April 12, 2021
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