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Dying on the Internet

also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.
Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?

Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.
by japanesque October 25, 2019
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Australian internet

The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth
Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet
by That guy who sells white candy October 27, 2021
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Internet rapper

A internet rapper is a rapper who makes music off of their pc or something and includes funny and sexaul and somewhat weird lyrics popularized by mainly the mc virgins which is a rap group that falls into the internet rap section or like to fall themselves internet rappers but they’re not the only ones who popularized it there are other people who have.
Shotgun Willy has to be the best internet rapper” “nah man billy marchiafava has to be the best internet rappers”
by CallMeAssassin June 10, 2021
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Walgreens Internet

When someone lags so bad on DayZ, you call out their slow internet connection. Also can be substituted with Rite-Aid internet.
Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!

Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!
by ShizaMez August 23, 2022
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Internet Explorer

The default browser installed on windows machines. It is installed onto you're computer for the sole purpose of downloading Chrome. Many have fallen under the impression that it is a software used to browse the internet, but this is false.
Internet explorer is the only software that you can download Chrome from, because it's default on you're computer. Why don't they just make chrome the default? Who knows....
by plopleyoorf June 18, 2020
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Internet fairy

A small pixie that hacks your internet a.k.a. Moms
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Internet Funnyman

Bombastic type of attitude and behavior, acting in a dull or dry humorous manner in chat or in game who uses Schrödinger's insults and claims other people are mad when they call them out as being unfunny. Can be easily identified via spamming internet lingo as they feel they can win a virtual shouting match.

Will act like a redditor more often than not.
Person 1: "gngngngn ezezez mad cuz bad salty!!!!"

Person 2: "We have an Internet funnyman in chat I see"
by unabomba April 12, 2021
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