A nonsensical term trademarked by a UK VC firm called Ada Ventures in late 2023, that claims to care about diversity, yet was directly responsible for the biggest decline in funding for minority and womens groups in the UK over the last 5 years. This was despite being backed by the UK government's bank, The British Business Bank to the tune of £30m.
After failing to meet their claimed objectives and directly harming the prospects of UK minorities raising capital, they spent public money on registering the term "Inclusive Alpha" for a new marketing campaign designed to trick yet more minorities and women into believing that they will be invested in by Ada Ventures in the future. Ada Ventures doesn't like the truth and so flagged this definition when it was up in October 2023 and had it removed, so it's back again and we won't forget.
After failing to meet their claimed objectives and directly harming the prospects of UK minorities raising capital, they spent public money on registering the term "Inclusive Alpha" for a new marketing campaign designed to trick yet more minorities and women into believing that they will be invested in by Ada Ventures in the future. Ada Ventures doesn't like the truth and so flagged this definition when it was up in October 2023 and had it removed, so it's back again and we won't forget.
Well I'm afraid you just can't raise until you are Inclusive Alpha (TM). Here are the times for our next office hours. Let me know how I can be helpful (prayer hands emoji)
by alleyes November 15, 2023
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Girl: What’s that?
Boy: That’s the Hungarian alphabet!
Girl: Oh, yeah. And how did you make that word up?
Boy: I took the first five letters from “alphabet” and put the word “betűk”, which is the hungarian word for letters, right next to that.
Girl: Then let’s recite the Hungarian alphabet together: A Á B C CS D DZ DZS E É F G GY H I Í J K L LY M N NY O Ó Ö Ő P Q R S SZ T TY U Ú Ü Ű V W X Y Z ZS.
Boy: And if we’re looking at the Hungarian keyboard then all of these letters should be there, except for the diphthongs. You know, those letters that have two or three characters.
Girl: Yeah.
Boy (typing on computer keyboard): §0 '1 "2 +3 !4 %5 /6 =7 (8 )9 Öö Üü Óó Qq Ww Ee Rr Tt Zz Uu Ii Oo Pp Őő Úú Aa Ss Dd Ff Gg Hh Jj Kk Ll Éé Áá Űű Íí Yy Xx Cc Vv Bb Nn Mm ?, :. _-
Girl (looking at computer screen as boy types): Yep, they’re all there"
Girl: What’s that?
Boy: That’s the Hungarian alphabet!
Girl: Oh, yeah. And how did you make that word up?
Boy: I took the first five letters from “alphabet” and put the word “betűk”, which is the hungarian word for letters, right next to that.
Girl: Then let’s recite the Hungarian alphabet together: A Á B C CS D DZ DZS E É F G GY H I Í J K L LY M N NY O Ó Ö Ő P Q R S SZ T TY U Ú Ü Ű V W X Y Z ZS.
Boy: And if we’re looking at the Hungarian keyboard then all of these letters should be there, except for the diphthongs. You know, those letters that have two or three characters.
Girl: Yeah.
Boy (typing on computer keyboard): §0 '1 "2 +3 !4 %5 /6 =7 (8 )9 Öö Üü Óó Qq Ww Ee Rr Tt Zz Uu Ii Oo Pp Őő Úú Aa Ss Dd Ff Gg Hh Jj Kk Ll Éé Áá Űű Íí Yy Xx Cc Vv Bb Nn Mm ?, :. _-
Girl (looking at computer screen as boy types): Yep, they’re all there"
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if a person describes themselves as an alpha, run in the opposite direction. they're probably incredibly insecure and need to establish their non-existent dominance over people by loudly declaring themselves as 'alphas' in any conversation.
by unfortunatelyabeta November 25, 2019
Get the alpha mug.In the United States, an Alpha male is a man who is tough, intimidating, a bodyguard who will push off any other man that gets within 50 feet or less of his woman. An alpha male in modern-day America is also highly pursuing, bold as a lion, is not afraid of going to prison or even getting taken down by a SWAT team for asking a woman out on a date. They know it's a capital felony under Federal law in the United States for a man to pursue a woman, but many American Alpha males have already done years, even decades, in prison for violent offenses such as armed robbery, shooting, assault with a deadly weapon, even firearm attack on a law enforcement officer. The extreme vast majority of them are in gangs. Most American Alpha males also make at least 6 figures or more a year and can actually easily afford to live in San Francisco or even Los Angeles.
American women prefer Alpha males due to their bodyguard personalities and their capabilities of living like famous movie stars.
by He who knows11 December 22, 2020
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