Tender Branson

The most unsexy thing known to mankind.

That disgusting grunt has a similar complexion to a tender branson.

by The Putrid Pumpkin November 26, 2004

tenderizin

its wen u sit around with your freinds playing video games, talking, watever, generally doing nothing

wats up dude? " we b tenderizin

by shayne July 31, 2004

tender moments

anything that happens to friends, or that they say, that is hilarious or outrageous or cheesy. pretty much applies to any situation so deemed.

" fuck dude billy fell off a roof last night, that was a tender moment"

" man george was all like "i love you man" when he was high last night. i guess he was embroiled in tender moments."

by billygoat April 21, 2006

Tennessee Tooth Puller

When your fucking a girl doggystyle while pulling her towards you with three fingers underneath her top front teeth

B Rad gave his girl the Tennessee Tooth Puller after Tommy was done with her.

by CMAI July 7, 2011

Tennessee

A civilization of mountain people that criticize you on how you pronounce their towns and cities. They also worship sweat tea.

"In Tennessee is not Maryville, it is Merrrville"

by CMacRisner July 21, 2016

Tanner

Aggressive dickhead that doesn't care about you or anyone else. He will hurt you and your feelings in a snap. When he is with his friends he involves them and makes them mean too. Stay away from him.

Me: Ugh there is Tanner
Friend: Ya we should go

Me: He is so rude

by tannersucksclub December 19, 2017

Tanner

Very awkward around anyone except his friends. Asks for uhhhh medium uhhh canI get a dough boy and can I get a small swirl. I don't know how he has a girlfriend... oh wait she's as awkward as him lmao.

Tanner is gay end of stoyr

by joshgower May 8, 2018