Tainted Meat 

1. When a white man has has previously fucked by a black woman. In other words, he is now tainted for life.
2. Dead man's dick, after a few days.

A: Hey, if a cannibal eats a guy's penis, does that make him gay?
B: Yes. He likes tainted meat.
A: That was an unusual thing to say.

Tainted Meat by Robert Wikins January 31, 2010

taint stamp 

placeing the space between you ass and balls, known as the taint, on another person, leaving a faint oder or in some cases visable stains

"that bitch passed out after three beers so i taint stamped her forehead"

taint stamp by cdjp84 October 3, 2011

tailey 

anal sex. Anal sex is repulsive and indecent to some people, but some people JUST love it.

1) Hey chick, lets have some tailey.

2) Chick, I'm ready for a night of some hot, passionate tailey.

tailey by K-Business March 4, 2005

Taint 

A word used to describe used, loose, smelly, and often times hairy cunt-hole.

Damn dude, I can smell that girls taint from over here.

Taint by worldoflove February 25, 2011

Taint Fucking

This is where you are fucking someone in there taint. Taint is located either below he/she crotch and asshole. Very orgasmable.

www.taintfuck.com Must i say more?

Taint Fucking by AbeTaintFucks April 17, 2005

Tainter 2000

noun; An apparatus which is inserted in the vaganus, creating an artificial taint, separating the functions of the vagina and the anus.

The Tainter 2000 uses a new technology formulated, by entrepreneurs Caviar Cat and Whipped Cream Whale, to give hope to the hopeless and end the horrible scourge of the vaganus once and for all.

Tainter 2000 by Whipped Cream Whale January 11, 2006

Taint 

It ain't your balls and it ain't your ass, it's right in between.

"The taint, the grundle, the fleshy fun bridge"

"Lick my taint you cunt"

Taint by Therealrothman September 12, 2017