Down the ole' sausage tube 🍻
by Buttoncottage September 02, 2023
The mouth of an intimate partner where at least 3 of the top front teeth are missing leaving a gap big enough for them to put their teeth on the pubic bush and slide their teeth down in a raking motion until the gums contact the tube (slang for penis) without the teeth ever contacting the tube (slang for penis).
I hooked up with this cougar the other night and thought it was weird when she popped out her dentures until she gave me a Tube-Rake that didn't even come close to leaving a mark on my hog.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
What used to be a penis (male genitalia) that hasn’t been used for sex in over a year and only used for peeing and the occasional masturbation session. First step to using viagra.
by AlwaysGloris June 04, 2018
by Tubejockey February 11, 2022
The shittest tube station in london. Had to climb the stairs about 15 storeys up coz the lift fucked itself. Totally buggered after that lol
by fearlessmonkey8 January 04, 2023
Person 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jerry when he ran out onto that field?
Person 2: Yeah, he leather tubed'ed a couple of the farmer's cows. I filmed it and put it up on pornhub!
Person1: Sweet! What's the link?
Person 2: Yeah, he leather tubed'ed a couple of the farmer's cows. I filmed it and put it up on pornhub!
Person1: Sweet! What's the link?
by KittenPopo May 29, 2020
That dude at the urinal was totally rocking a London Tube!
So I slept with this guy I picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious London Tube!
So I slept with this guy I picked up at the club last night, and he had a serious London Tube!
by Seattle White Thunder October 13, 2015