The sexiest man on planet Earth, and most of all the best friend. Anyone with this name automatically has a 14 inch horse cock when soft, we don't even talk about them while their hard. :hot_face:
by AngelicPvp March 24, 2021
Get the Jessemug. jess i a blonde she is dumb and short. she has daddy issues. jess doesn't know how to tie her shoe laces and her friends keep trying to teach her but she is partly deaf. She has adhd and she is dyslexic. Which is not bad thing it makes her funner. Her bad qualities are the fact that she makes a big deal over the pen lid u stole from her as a joke but, u can never stay mad at her she my bestiee.
jess u bitch
by apersonmatee September 5, 2022
Get the jessmug. Jess is a lovely friend but will constantly weave dance into every conversation. They perceive themselves as the Billy Elliot's of the world despite never making it further than their village hall dance lessons.
PERSON 1: I've taken up running
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!
JESS: As a dancer, I'm unable to run as it uses different muscles
PERSON 1: That's such a Jess thing to say! We get it you dance!
by milbooo January 29, 2024
Get the Jessmug. Jesse is the funniest and hottest guy you will meet if you are ever feeling down just give Jesse a text message and by the end of it you will be happy as shit
Random Person: I Wish Jesse Was Here Right Now I’m So Bored
Jesse Boutet: Did Someone Say My Name
Random Person: Let’s goo your here!!!!
Jesse Boutet: Did Someone Say My Name
Random Person: Let’s goo your here!!!!
by IsmaelKhalid420846 April 22, 2024
Get the Jesse boutetmug. Jesse is the most loving person you could ever meet. Jesse's love is like no others, The way jesse takes care of ur heart is warming. Jesse is the most amazing person in the world. He will be there for you when you need it, he will always put other before him. Jesse is really quiet and keeps a lot to himself. Having jesse in your presences is like heaven, his smile is like sunlight beaming down on you, his beautiful brown hair is most beautiful in the sun, Jesses way of expressing his love is beautiful If you ever come across a boy named jesse and you hfall in love with him please know. Jesse is the most sweetest loving caring supportive helpful amazing person you would ever meet, his personality is not like others what makes him even better is he's so handsome, his handsome smile, his beautiful hair, and his handsome face of course. Jesse will be like a drug, you'll be addicted to not only him but his love,Jesses love is just simply jesses love bc nobodys love compairs to it. The feeling of jesses touch makes you feel like you've js touched a cloud, so soft and gentle but his hands are always cold like a vampire, even tho his hands are cold the warmth of his body right next to yours feels so comforting, hearing his heart beat right next to yours is a feeling you could never unfeel or forget about. Jesse will be the love of your life and be the only one you'll ever need. I love my handsome jesse and i will continue loving him forever more. - The love of jesses life
by aleczlovesjesse November 19, 2023
Get the Jessemug. 
bob- ‘ur kinda… jess…😍😍😍’
Amy- hooks up w him
sandra- ‘bob not u getting w my bsf i thought we had something together’
bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs
Amy- hooks up w him
sandra- ‘bob not u getting w my bsf i thought we had something together’
bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs
by anonymous November 24, 2021
Get the jessmug.