Schrodinger's Cornball

A person who makes corny jokes and decides whether it was ironic or not based on the reactions of the people around them

Person 1: "Guys I'm gonna be BIG CHUNGUS for halloween"

Person 2: "bro you're so corny"

Person 1: "I was being ironic"

Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"

by escuato. October 8, 2025

spreading the bull

Tirer profit (finance)

He was so used to spreading the bull about how tough he was

by Bernikins October 21, 2025

spreading the bull

Trying to profit from

He was spreading the bull to show how tough he was

by Bernikins October 21, 2025

Schrodinger's freak

Someone who, depending on whether observed or not, will exhibit freak-like behaviour.

"Look at Schrodinger's freak over there, cooking naked in the kitchen."

by dihrac October 28, 2025

Schrodinger‘s pajama day

When you are supposed to dress in special/informal way for an event, but you don’t know if anyone is going to do it until you show up to that event.

Everyone is supposed to wear their Halloween costumes to work tomorrow, if I do and nobody else does, I’ll look stupid, if I don’t and everyone else wears theirs, I’ll stick out like a sore thumb, it’s a Schrodinger‘s pajama day

by Givebill October 30, 2025

Schrödinger's Gender

A term used to describe a character that is never referred to as he or she, but isn't confirmed to be non-binary, and thus only becomes one of the 3 when one observes them

Dude: Bro I love Frisk she's so cool
Bro: Dude
Dude: ?
Bro: Frisk is Schrödinger's Gender bro
Dude: Oooooh

by meowlmygoat November 2, 2025

Schrodinger’s Turk

A person that claims that they are white or of color, whichever is more benefiting in current situation.
Synonyms include: Ethnic Chameleon, Racial Opportunist.

A: Is John a person of color?

B: He's a Schrodinger’s Turk. One day he says he's white, the other he invokes his asian relatives.

A: So he's a racial opportunist?

B: Yeah, a real ethnic chameleon.

by Anon8271 November 24, 2025