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Season's Greason's

An winter event in which large yeti-like creatures are attacked by small sasquatch-like creatures. It makes beautiful scenery for a holiday photo.
Person 1: Season's Greason's!
Person 2: Really? Let me get my phone, I need to take a picture.
Person 1: Please send it to me when you're done, I need something to text my family this year.
by MetricButtTon January 19, 2024
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Banana Pants Season

Begins on December 4th where its time to put on your best banana themed clothes in hopes of curing your loneliness
Bro are you excited for banana pants season? We can finally go commando with out bananas hanging low.
by D@veW@ll@ce December 1, 2022
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seasoned guts

A person having seasoned guts is a term assigned to a woman that likes to have a guy ejaculating inside of her pussy; this is without the use of a condom. The seasoning she refers to is the man juice (cum) being excreted from his penis ☺.
Seasoned Guts:

He fills up her insides and at the end he seasoned her guts. She was so happy, tired and pleased that she went to sleep.
by Ce'i August 2, 2014
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porch couch season

When White Trash spends all summer sitting on there porch couch drinking Cheap Beer, judging there neighbors, and usually leads into domestic violence.
It must be porch couch season Cause Jim & Buella are pissing off the neighborhood again.
by Ernchuck May 30, 2018
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boost season

Boost weather is the sweet spot between about 4 degrees and 15 degrees where turbo cars will see lower boost air temps and hence more timing, and thus more power, but not so cold that high air density at cold temps becomes an aero drag impediment. November is a better month for performance than January or July
Yo man i’m hype for boost season!”
“Same bro, I can’t wait for that extra 10h hp.”
by scubie October 16, 2022
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Shack season

When you try and have sex with as many people as you can in one month
"Dude.. ITS SHACK SEASON"
by Lankydickfinger January 5, 2018
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Squirting season

January 1st to March 1st of every year. The proper season to make your lady squirt like Old Faithful.
When Tom was finger blasting his old lady during squirting season, she hit his face with pussy juice like and exploding fire hydrant.
by Mike&tom December 5, 2018
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