depression seasons

At the beginning of the year your depressed (winter depression). In the middle of the year your depressed (summer depression).
You will never be happy.

me: I'm going through the depression seasons
y/n: now how long is that gonna last

by little gay kid March 6, 2022

Cvnting Season

The season to surve cunt.

Dylan: Why do you have high heels on?

Funny and Tammy: duh it's Cvnting Season

by Tammyaep March 10, 2024

season washer

someone who is a looks like ab lincoln’s pinky toe and often takes the gun out of situations

calling someone a season washer

by cenuspenis August 19, 2023

Seasons SMP

The SMP that is making Lifesteal look like a Joke

Man Seasons SMP is actually way better then Lifesteal

by YourNotLuis December 20, 2023

Drought Season

A period of time in which the supply of drugs in town is low.

"Eyo let's go get some weed."
"It's drought season fool all the plugs be dry."

by Edanzback May 26, 2022

Season you

To season someone means to pepper spray them since pepper is a type of seasoning

Person: Don't mess with me or I'm gonna season your eyes.
Bully: Don't be a wimp. Fight me if you dare.
Person: * proceeds to pepper spray the bully's eyes*

by @gigachad December 16, 2022

In the seasonal meantime

As a way of saying what's happening during a season, as of now, but now as in the present season (within any month of fall, etc.).

October (Fall) 2011.

Ian: One of these days we should go to one of those island singles resorts. I dunno how soon it'll be, but in the seasonal meantime, let's get together for the next Celtics game.

Seth: Sweet! I'm down!

by ribetab August 27, 2012