Snack Heaux

A person who is the keeper and distributor of snacks of all kinds. This person does not get paid for this and is usually bullied by a child into distributing said snacks.

Now that I have become a mother, I am their snack heaux.

by Tink81 October 12, 2025

backpack snack

When your friend always has snacks in their backpack

“ My friend Kaitlyn has so many backpack snacks”

“You can always rely on Kaitlyn for backpack snacks”

by Burgerbob April 21, 2023

Doodle Snack

This word is used to refer to a snack that can be acquired really quickly and not waste any time on preparing it. It is quite flexible at times

*I crave some burritos but I don't have the time to go get one, I prefer a doodle snack

*gummies are my favorite doodle snack

by Keith Cunningham July 1, 2018

snack bandit

A madlad who hides until the time is right to SWOOSH in and then take the snacks of other people when no one's around.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.

Alright! who's the damn snack bandit in this house? i put my chips in the container above the microwave and they were suddenly gone this morning! who took them!?

by thextorzhater May 18, 2019

Snack

Maya, a delicious person who’s hair looks amazing after dance.

damn, i’m really in the mood for a good snack (maya)

by smallfrailboy July 30, 2018

gutter snack

The crust chips left on the outside of a prostitutes vagina.

A eat before you skeet special that runs down both curbs.
The snack that smiles back. "With missing teeth".

Dale would have bought taco truck but he got a burner on his lip from those gutter snacks.

by STDfree December 5, 2017

Snack Potato

An inanimate object, not designed for the purpose, that has been inserted into the anus for sexual pleasure.

Jeremy often used his wristwatch as a snack potato while he masturbates.

by eins December 22, 2020