Slides

Better way to say “smooth.”

Have you heard that new post malone album?

That shit slides fr!

by BlakeB-850 November 19, 2019

1-2 slide

When a customer and his drug dealer dab each other up and trade the drug and then the money at the same time.

“Hey bro, 1-2 slide.”
“ Yah bro hold up lemme get the stuff.”

by Shsuacs November 20, 2019

Rusty Slide Whistle

The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.

"Yo, last night Justine busted out the rusty slide whistle, we made some sweet music"

by Matthew Mcconaughey's peepee November 29, 2019

Slide and ride

You can’t understand the ride but the slide will soon open up to you. It’s important to slide while you ride but not ride the slide as you glide.

Imagine telling Z.F. about Slide and Ride?
Me either.

by Jennatalls123 November 30, 2019

Slided

Slided (verb sl-hi-de)
Slided describes the action of having no IQ whatsoever. Provided by a great philosopher and mathematician from the XIV century, Henry.

Hey 5Q_Q5 , we know you slided yesterday.
Ref please don't card me, I slided accidentally.

by Walakin December 2, 2019

Taco Sliding

The act of vertically sliding your dick up and down the flaps of a pussy

Autumn: Brendan wtf are you doing?

Brendan: I'm taco sliding

by BingusDingus December 10, 2019

slip n slide

youre titty fucking a flat chested girl, but you apply lube and are basically just rubbing your dick up and down her stomach.

steps:

1. put lube on her stomach.
2. put on a condom for maximum slippage
3. just rub it up and down her stomach, and occasionally her bellybutton;)

“hey! wanna do a slip n slide??”

“no slip n slides today, boys.”
“do you know what it is?”

“probably like, two dicks in a vagina”

“no, basically the opposite.”

by analfishers9169 December 11, 2019