Ryder’s ass

The smelliest gooch out there. Like damn it smells horrible.

Ryder: *walks by*
Landon: *fucking dies*
Cause of death: Ryder’s ass

by Liggity October 18, 2020

licked a bum's ass

A point of horrid disgusting realization that you have made a terrible mistake. Unfortunately, it's too late for it to be undone.

A phrase which takes on meaning similar to "faux pas" or "sticking one's foot in one's mouth" but with more of a twist.

Imagine that you went out drinking heavily one night, came home, and went to sleep. The next day, you check your "Sent Email" folder and find that you sent ten emails between the hours of 3am and 5am: five of them sent to your ex-girlfriend, four sent to co-workers, and one sent to a local massage parlor inquiring if they "offer any additional services". When you were describing these happenings to a friend later, you would say, "Well, I really licked a bum's ass last night..." and then you would describe your actions in great detail.

by B. Cilfone October 27, 2008

national grab angie’s ass day

to grab an ass of a girl named angie

dude it i can twait till friday it’s national grab angie’s ass day

by dreela dick October 4, 2018

sassine

A huge sassy cat who is generally hated by all

eww... Sassine

by HoBo-JoE August 12, 2011

Face like a slapped mule's ass

Ugly. Only a special kind of ugly that resembles a mule's ass when slapped alot. mainly used in england but let's make it global.

annoying andy: so guy's what do you think of hot new beau! AIN'T SHE HOT!
Me: no she got a face like a slapped mule's ass

by andy vale July 13, 2006

Sassafrass

To fart in the mouth of a man licking your anus

He was eating my ass, and I couldn't keep holding it, I just Sassafrassed him!
You 'frassed him?? God damn!

by Frassy Sassy February 27, 2015

Sassage

A word with no signifigance but just their to answer a question you don't give a shit about.

Tom: Hey Mark, how's your girl friend doing.

Mark:Sassage!!!

by Shittles June 17, 2007