redneck twinkie

When you fuck a small loaf of cornbread and creampie it.

Daniel creampies a small loaf of corn bread and s I now have a redneck twinkie!

by Redneck twinkie February 20, 2021

redneck

A repellent subhuman creature that hates the "gumment" and typically possesses more toes than teeth due to chronic inbreeding.

All rednecks should be covered in pitch and lit on fire

by Arthur Van Graff September 25, 2017

Redneck

when you've had an Airstream 1993 camper in your driveway longer than shotgun holes in a stop sign.

Aye jippy, you startin' to think billy might be a redneck?
Jippy: Who,? The guy with the overalls?
Jarvis:yup.

by friedchicken&koolaid479 March 18, 2020

Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.

I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.

by JB9903 September 9, 2016

Redneck

talks with a country accent, likes to hunt and fish, likes mudding, listens to country or rap music, lifted truck, rebel flag flying from your truck, likes to party, gets drunk a lot, dates a lot o whores, a redneck is basically a country thug.

The redneck got pulled over because his tires were too big, his music was too loud, and the confederate flag he was flying offended all the niggers driving down the road.

by Layton wllhite June 2, 2018

Redneck bidet

Carefully pinching your anus as a log is dropping to create a splash, creating enough of a splash to clean your asshole

Went drinking last night and I’m stuck at work w/ swamp ass
on a 12 hour shift w/ no baby wipes , just had to do a redneck bidet

by Falkowitz December 8, 2020

Redneck Girl

A redneck girl likes to cruise in daddy's pickup truck
And a redneck girl plays her heart when she's down on her luck
Livin' for Friday afternoon
She's gonna show one ol' boy that weekend moon
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
A redneck girl likes to stay out all night long
She makes sweet rock and roll while she listens to the country songs
She's waiting for that moment of surrender
Her hands are callused but her heart is tender
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Ooh gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Yeah gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Redneck girl got her name on the back of her belt
She got a kiss on her lips for her man and no one else

The Coyote is howlin' out on the prairie
First comes love, then comes marriage!
And I pray that someday I will find me a redneck girl
Ya gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
You've got to gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl
Gime a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl, oh
Gimme a, gimme a, gimme a redneck girl

by Txorromorro March 6, 2025