Poo Dust

The dust-like faecal matter/resiude that ends up on the toilet seat when someone careless wipes their butt without due care and attention. Shows up worst of all on white toilet seats. And when someone wipes standing up.

Babe, when you leave the toilet please can you check to see you haven't left any poo dust or skidders?!

by Alilbutt November 29, 2010

poo cup

It's a noun, a verb describing the action, and an exclamation. A poo cup is the act of farting in your cupped hand, then quickly holding it over an unsuspecting friend or co-worker's nose and mouth. You must shout "poo cup" as you make contact, which startles your victim, causing them to breathe in deeply.

YOU: "POO CUP!" VICTIM: "Ahh, damn man that's nasty!"

by John Sag July 26, 2006

poo chute

The rectum

This boy zack likes things up his poo chute.

by rec-tum November 5, 2002

[poo-jitsu]

The hand-locks employed on the wayward or kicking legs of a toddler when changing a nappy/diaper.

"Look out!! He's kicking!! He could kick that poo!! Quick! Subdue him with poo-jitsu!!"

by burning log July 27, 2009

poo-imperative

The undeniable need to take a dump that happens after one has held it back for as long as one can. The state of mind when one's bowels decree that they must be evacuated immediately.

self -"I really don't want to use a gas station bathroom..."
ass -"poo-imperative!!"
self -"dag yo"

by AKAStavros November 6, 2009

poo pips

Another name for dangleberries. When pieces o'shite get caught in your butt hair. Also, another name for this person can be pippin.

adam: "your mum has dirty poo pips...pippin!!"

by Mr Snipzy May 14, 2008

snake poo

A big poo that resembles a snake when it sits in the toilet.

I just had a massive snake poo. I feel so much better and a have a sense of accomplishment.

by poopmaster2000 June 25, 2010