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Patrick

Also named patrick. Sucks at valorant. Is not an awpper. He should probably uninstall the game entirely.Simps for innocent women that are not attracted to him. Will tell shitty jokes and sarcastically laugh at them. Usually will be a disappointment of A human being. Probably has his name as VanillaCqke as discord username
Patrick sucks at valorant
by Chonky woman July 21, 2020
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Patrick

A Patrick is more rare and magical than a Unicorn
by Tsunami StaySea May 27, 2025
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SpongeBob Patrick

And squidward mr.krabs sandy mrs. Puff man ray bubble buddy plankton Karen. SpongeBob SquarePants Patrick the star.
Patchy the pirate goo la goon the flying Dutch man boating school Harold and Margaret Mystery Kevin king Neptune anchovies SpongeBob and Patrick captain blue Perch Perkins, Pearl, Nosferatu
Gary and Larry, Mermaid Man Alaskan Bull Worm, Betsy Krabs Procrastination, Fry Cook Games Dying For Pie, The Great Snail Race Mid-Life Crustacean, Bubblestand Grandma's Kisses and Krabby Land SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward, Mr.Krabs And King Jellyfish and Hans (SpongeBob, Patrick) DoodleBob and Squilliam and Potty the Parrot The Paper and the Cyclops Krabby Patty, Chum Bucket Marty, Janet, Hеrb Realistic Fish Head The Dirty Bubblе, Pearl Health Inspector, Krusty Krab squlliam Returns The Hash-Slinging Slasher, Fred Gary

SpongeBob Patrick
by Chad pvz2 fan November 20, 2023
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Patrick

Piece of shit human being. Will flirt with your mom, fuck your girlfriend and steal ur dog.

AVOID Scorpio Patricks at all costs. Great kissers though.
John : Hey did you see my MILF mother?
Ben : Shit, I think she went out with Patrick.
John : Fuck, not again.
by Jonpol November 21, 2021
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Patrick Samu

he live sin romania and hes really very quite cool
by ilovepatricksamu March 29, 2022
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patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born. Usually while under the influence.
Was talking to a girl while drunk last night. I Patrick shwavy’d it.
by Titty city December 16, 2019
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Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President
Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.
by Evan Patrick June 8, 2014
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