puppy mood

The type of feeling you get when you feel like getting pampered (like a puppy), cuddled, or called a "good boy" by your romantic partner. It often leads to romantic fantasies about such things happened, though the feelings are quickly replaced by shame after a few minutes making you think, "What the hell WAS I thinking?"

A: So, what have you been doing lately?
B: Just laying in all bed with the puppy mood.

by Samuel Forrester November 26, 2024

Fetch the puppy

Euphemism for: 'Felch the puppy', or 'Felch the cute young guy'.

Guy 1: Are you taking that puppy upstairs to the sauna? You wanna live the Berlin experience!
Guy 2: No way, I'm gonna totally fetch the puppy in my shower room. He's all mine.

by cuksocker August 30, 2013

Hush puppy

Be quiet and take this puppy

I almost exposed him, then he gave me a hush puppy.

by Female7777777 September 30, 2019

spoopy puppy

the definition of retard

spoopy puppy = retard

by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020

Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.

Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?

by JizzedOn June 6, 2023

Puppies

The most adorable animals ever made by mankind everyone wants one and its a puppy.

Person 1: do you have a puppy?
Person 2: no but I really want a puppy

Person 1: have you seen that puppy?
Person 2: yes its an adorable puppy
Puppies are the cutest dogs ever

by 🐩 puppy person October 5, 2019

eclipsed by the cute puppy photo

A euphemism for any online discussion which seemed relevant and important at the time, but has now become buried in the noise of other discussions and is now mostly forgotten.

"Did we ever decide which format to go with for those new TPS reports?" "Not really, I think that got eclipsed by the cute puppy photo."

by tertbel July 18, 2019