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poo cup

It's a noun, a verb describing the action, and an exclamation. A poo cup is the act of farting in your cupped hand, then quickly holding it over an unsuspecting friend or co-worker's nose and mouth. You must shout "poo cup" as you make contact, which startles your victim, causing them to breathe in deeply.
YOU: "POO CUP!" VICTIM: "Ahh, damn man that's nasty!"
by John Sag July 26, 2006
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poo chute

The rectum
This boy zack likes things up his poo chute.
by rec-tum November 5, 2002
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Poo Dust

The dust-like faecal matter/resiude that ends up on the toilet seat when someone careless wipes their butt without due care and attention. Shows up worst of all on white toilet seats. And when someone wipes standing up.
Babe, when you leave the toilet please can you check to see you haven't left any poo dust or skidders?!
by Alilbutt November 29, 2010
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Russian poo

A death-defying act, so treacherous only Russians are capable of attempting such a feat. The Russian poo consists of releasing feces within a time period so brief, casualties may occur. Side effects often include a ruptured colon, chaffed ass cheeks, broken pelvis, fractured femur, intestine failure, and baldness.
Martin's now in a wheelchair for the rest of his life. He tried doing a Russian poo last Thursday. Luckily, Sergei came out of it ok.
by california689 August 4, 2011
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Poo Turn

After leaving the house, one realises that they need to quickly return to do a poo
I left for work this morning and had to perform a poo turn........ turn around and head home to do a poo
by bjc/arc July 22, 2015
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poo standoff

When you and another stranger are in the bathroom and you both hold off until the other person leaves to take a poo, resulting in a poo standoff.
"For the record, I just won the poo standoff, the other person gave up and left the bathroom."
by kn13 January 27, 2016
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panty poo

The yellow deposit women often ooze into their underwear sometimes with loose pubic hair stuck in the dried fluid.
Jessica was hot but the panty poo she eminated was enough to gag a maggot.
by Jimmy Dink March 20, 2017
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