recovery pizza

A pizza ordered to provide sustenance after the occurance if a culinary disaster.

Oh, man! Phil's little cooking experiment sucks! He better order up a recovery pizza so we can eat.

by AdamMc1105 December 1, 2013

Scrubbing the Pizza

1) The state of being at the epitome of suckage.

2) Generally being awful, terrible, bad etc. at anything.

Paul: Dude, you are so totally scrubbing the pizza right now.

Chad: I know. I just got my sorry ass killed like 10 times in a row.

by Donneroo October 21, 2010

cioccolato pizza

A "pizza" but instead of being a pizza, (a dish of Italian origin consisting of a flat, round base of dough baked with a topping of tomato sauce and cheese, typically with added meat or vegetables) it has chocolate instead of tomato sauce, and sweets as toppings. ITS NOT A PIZZA. ITS A CREPE.

"Oh hey! My dad got some cioccolato pizza yesterday. Want to come over to my place and try it for dinner?"
"No man! Chocolate is not a dinner thing, and its not even technically a pizza! its more like a crepe!

by Luegamer May 29, 2018

Skittles and Pizza

When someone is wearing a non-padded bras and it’s a triangle sports bra and it looks like pizza and their skittle aka:nipple is popping out.

Oh my god look that girl has really had skittles and pizza!

by REALDEFINITIONGAL June 14, 2018

pizza on pineapple

it is the truly worst pizza, who would do this? answer- madmen.

dave is insane because he enjoys pizza on pineapple

by pizza_on_pineapple_is_gross May 14, 2023

pizza loving

The feeling to have to marry a pizza and have pizza kids

I suffer from pizza loving

by Mom fucker 101 January 25, 2017

Parachute pizza

A pizza that one orders ahead of time before a long night out so that (s)he can come home and eat before falling asleep, so as to stave off late-night hunger and next-day hangovers.

(Said after leaving the club/bar late at night:)
I'm fucking starving and I'm gonna bounce, but it's fine--I've got a parachute pizza waiting for me at home.

by B-Wahn the Keeper April 8, 2017