Pizza Dog

Dog sleeping all curled up in a perfect circle.

Look at your pizza dog! He is totally pizzaed down on the bed!

by mulesrule March 6, 2017

Pizza Rage

An overwhelmingly potentially dangerous "fit of rage" triggered by the poor craftsmanship of a "limp-wristed" younger employee (generally a "Mellennial") whose half-hearted attempt at cutting your pizza resulted in all of your pizza slices being stuck together causing a person to have to rip their pizza apart unevenly and pissing them off to no end.

When he realized how poorly his pizza was cut, he went into a "Pizza rage".

by t-boy January 17, 2018

Licking the pizza

A tactic, generally employed by people in sales or sales support roles, that is designed to give quick credit for every aspect of a deal, because it has been touched by one individual in some small way at a very cursory level.

He wants credit for all of our company's sales, so he's going around licking the pizza and then claiming he should get paid a commission on every deal where he had a single one-off conversation.

by akmidas February 7, 2018

pizza marine

A person who wants to become a marine but can't because they work at a pizza store

You pizza marine

by Yeeter BB January 5, 2017

pizza loving

The feeling to have to marry a pizza and have pizza kids

I suffer from pizza loving

by Mom fucker 101 January 25, 2017

Pizza scarf

Something only pizza delivery driving losers wear hoping to score better tips.

Look at that girl wearing that Pizza scarf. The only tip she's going to get it to take it off.

by ch1bz January 27, 2017

Trizzy Pizza

A pepperoni and pineapple pizza pie. Preferably from Dominos Pizza, where the pineapple slices aren’t THAT big.

A pizza pioneer named Katrina from New York started this trend. But sadly she never got the credit she solely deserved before big company’s took credit for this new, revolutionary, delicacy.

Boy 1: Hey bro, you ever order a trizzy pizza from dominos?
Boy 2: WTF?! Who does that?
Boy 1: Bro! Deadass.... it’s D SHIT!!!!

by That dude, October 31, 2019