Literally Golum from Lord of the Rings
by womp womp womp womp March 7, 2024

by GD Gamer November 7, 2019

Lives at 96 Mountfort St, Boston MA. Does ROTC, loves lax, loves his IPAs. Has a great, healthy relationship with his girlfriend.
by kj1206 September 25, 2022

by BestScrib September 26, 2021

the man that will steal your heart and never give it back. hes a player, and has wanted to get with everyone at some point. if you ever get the privilege of being exclusive with him say no.
em: "ive gone back to my ex 3 times"
liv: "which one?"
em: "owen you bozo"
liv: "girl not him again he did you so dirty and his body count is higher than the amount weed hes on on a friday night."
em: "stfu"
liv: "which one?"
em: "owen you bozo"
liv: "girl not him again he did you so dirty and his body count is higher than the amount weed hes on on a friday night."
em: "stfu"
by emitheogb April 9, 2022

by C0ck muncher December 3, 2018

A DUMB AS WHITE BOI WHO WEARS SUNSCREEN ALL THE TIME, AND EATS LUNCHABLES. HE IS MOSTLY SHORT AS WELL
by XOXO ur daddy XOXO May 14, 2019
