dump hunch

Position assumed by canines whilst taking a dump.

Check it out: your dog has some serious dump hunch goin' on in the neighbors' yard.

by k00k00 June 13, 2008

crap dumping

When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.

"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."

"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."

by clem7632 June 23, 2008

dump biscuit

1. Poop that is dry and hard. hurts like hell to pass.

2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.

1. "I took a dump biscuit that still hurts!"

2. "Here boy, want a dump biscuit?"

by Xr8eD April 15, 2014

Dump cig

A 'found' cigarette or cigarette butt greasy people will pick up and smoke. Whether it be from an ashtray, on the ground, or more literally in the trash.

Grub: "You seriously gonna smoke that dump cig? That's greasy man."
Me: "It's the half smoke I just put out ten mins ago. It's not like I just picked it up off the ground like a smelly crust punk."

by Bill Nye the Punk Rock Guy May 14, 2014

Ninja Dump

To take more than half a roll of T.P. and cram it with a plunger and then take a crap in the bowl, and giving it a single flush to lodge the T.P. and poo, in the Toilet, then when finished wipe your ass with the T.P the entire roll and leave it on the floor and to take the Plunger with you so they can't unclog the toilet. they will flush and flush but to no progress. simply leave with their plunger knowing your king of the lowest move at a party ever and on the housekeepers most wanted list.

hey lets go no one's gonna be able to be near that room i just took a Ninja Dump in there here quick hide the plunger.

by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014

nut dump

when a male is performing sexual acts on a woman, preferably the anus, and dumps her immediately after busting a nut

guy 1: I just nut dumped my gf of 8 years, she gave really crappy head
guy 2: Now thats what i call a cool story bro

by Ju Myron November 8, 2013

Daisy Dumps

A removable, rechargeable, washable, nonrefundable, fragrence ass patch; that dampens the smell of your unbearable gas.

I ate Taco Bell earlier and have a big date tonight, I'd be worried about my gas but I just got my shipment of Daisy Dumps in! Now I can rip ass all I want!

by Rastachickenslut February 23, 2015