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Ball Cramps

To have a cramp begin in either your legs or stomach, eventually the pain spreads to your balls. it feels like being hit in the balls with a sledgehammer.
dammit, dude, i had a leg cramp and it started to spread, and now i have ball cramps!

*passes out from pain*
by PunkRockerJack June 8, 2009
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Cotton Balls

The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.
Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?
by bodanglez91 July 7, 2010
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ball-cack

There are no CDs! Oh ball-cack!
by Ian Chode October 9, 2003
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weather ball

a large sphere on top of the citizens bank building in downtown flint michigan, s. saginaw st. to be exact... a local landmark of sorts... it glows, and the color indicates the next day's weather. red= warmer, blue= colder, yellow= the same temp. if it is blinking then it means precipitation.
person 1: did you see the weather ball?
person 2: yeah it was blinking yellow.
person 1: dammit, i hate rain!
by green_eyes April 30, 2006
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ryan ball

The realest trap hard rockstar out on your nearest cul de sac.
Watch out Ryan Ball is coming, you better back away from all the trapping ooze that surrounds him or he will bust out the heat.
by the jerster June 26, 2017
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Cracked balls

This word is used to describe someones balls that have been beaten by either being stepped on, slapped, punch, bit, flicked, kicked or even set on fire which would end in the result of (Cracked balls).
Cracked balls- AHHHHHHHHHHH please stop your cracking my balls.
by Rbomb04 July 25, 2014
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flossing the balls

Using a towel, firmly gripped in both hands positioned anterior and posterior, to dry one's testicles in a sawing motion. Often done while hunched over or one leg propped up on a bench to facilitate proper hand placement.
Just got done flossing the balls. Now to slather some gold bond medicated lotion on these babies.
by nem- January 25, 2015
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