Dutch Nap

A nap that takes place before noon after waking up and working a taxing 30 minute shift. This would typically take place after going on an all night bender that would involve a combination or all of any of the following: cocaine, hookers, gambling, or consuming 15 plus alcoholic beverages.

Dutchie: I need a Dutch Nap before I come out to gamble on the Gnomes Rangers game.

Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.

Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.

Lohlogs: Die.

by Lognuts24 April 13, 2025

Nap-Jack

When you tell Jack off before you hit him and he takes a Nap.

Kinda like nap sack but not really.

Holy Cow, I took along Nap-Jack.

by Dick Eatin Ass Nigga January 1, 2020

Dirty Nap

When someone shuts their eyes to imagine a dirty thing such as sexual intercourse or anything similar. Dirty nap.

They just took a dirty nap

by Falls hot titty June 11, 2020

pence nap

When someone's inane blathering lulls you into sleep.

Listening to him talk threw me into a Pence nap

by Eratosthenes of PA August 6, 2017

Nap and Rally

When you're mid-blackout and tire yourself out from dancing then take a nap and hear your favorite song, and pop up like piece of toast, and continue partying.

Chic: I think he's slumped...
Bro: Naw, wait for it. He's all about the Nap and Rally.
Me: *Hears Shoota* *Rises like the second coming of Jesus*
Bro: See there he goes back to the dance floor!

by Investigate311#BirdUp April 18, 2019

Duvey Nap

A much needed nap after doing a whole lot of NOTHING all day.

Person 1: Tell Duvey to hop on.
Person 2: I think he’s taking a Duvey nap

by Holden Tudix1 March 16, 2025

Tabby Nap

a tabby nap is when you attempt to take a short nap but then you sleep for longer and travel 30 years into the future.

Person 1: why were you sleeping so long?! theres gadgets and flying cars now!

Person 2: i took a tabby nap..

by TKOrules July 8, 2024