Mathew

Wonderful,a strong caring young man with a good head on his shoulders.Handsome,tall,all the girls want him for themselves.Mathews are never accidently conceived. Gift from God.

Mathew Niel

by omms February 3, 2010

sorry looking motherfucker

One that looks sorry but is a motherfucker.
A person that you feel sorry for but is a motherfucker.

Look at Angle he looks like he got ass-raped and beaten up, that sorry looking motherfucker.

by Pancha May 15, 2007

Mother in law Fucker

One who has sexcual intercourse with ones own mother in law.

My wife has one sexy mother, so sexy in fact that I just had to fuck her. Afterwards I fucked my wife and compared the two.
Wasn't much in it, even their tits are alike, I guess I'm just one mean ass mother in law fucker!

by Slapp The Great May 13, 2006

Motherfucking Shit

Shit that is just so crazy and/or awesome that instead of just calling it shit, you have to call it motherfucking shit out of necessity.

Dude that strip club last night was some crazy motherfucking shit.

by Jordan666 August 22, 2008

motherfuck

to curse someone out in a long rant when motherfucking is used repetitively.

So I called the nurse and she wouldnt even put me through to our doctor so i motherfucked her

by The Buddy Gecko Experience November 4, 2007

Your mother

a comeback used in an argument when one can't think of anything better to say

your mother!

by you ma duh April 3, 2003

Your mother ain't shit

Something you say when you've been dealt a vast amount of ownage. It's a compulsory response to having your ass handed to you. It's usually uttered in the hopes of saving face.

Ernie: Your mother ain't shit!

by Spotted Sea Cow April 13, 2005