Milf-bate

Super cute babies,kittens,or puppies used for ice breakers to talk to hot milfs.

This chocolate lab puppy is the best milf-bate ever,having been slaying it.

by Dezzy Adam October 13, 2020

milf cherry

..the widely used, somewhat impolite, slang term for a woman (who's had children) hymen, a piece of skin which covers the opening of the vagina and, contrary to popular belief, can be broken in any number of ways including sexual intercourse, tampon use, and vigorous exercise.

Thank God your mom's a whore, otherwise I'd never have popped my milf cherry..

by Two-t April 21, 2017

Little Milf

A name you call a kid who is pissing you off while playing NHL (12)

Chris Parnagian: Wow you just gave up the easiest goal. I thought you were good.

Chris Tarzian: Shut up pussy. You are such a little milf

by pvdacyoa May 28, 2012

Triple milf cum shot

when you cum so hard it hits all three of the single milfs in your area you keep getting ads for

yo bro i got these triple milf cum shot last night, hit em all at once

by SmashMilk420 March 25, 2020

political milf

Sarah Palin, according to Russel Brand.

"Why not have a political milf turn up on my TV show" Russel Brand

by Maj Sab March 18, 2016

milf machine

When a MLIF, drives around a PHAT ASS/ Badass Volkswagen.

Shawna, that premium milf looks fine as hell in that milf machine.

by PrettyParakeet November 19, 2020

Busty Darlowo Milf

Kattmuzz

A person who is from Poland and has a Jewish pedophile son.

Hey look at that slut!
Yeah she must be a "Busty Darlowo Milf"

by SL15FU January 14, 2025