Maria

The bitchiest person I’ve ever met who ruined my fucking mental health.

Maria is a bitch

by Maythepie3 February 28, 2024

Maria de Valencia

The Woosh sound a shart makes in Ibitha

Did you just Ave’ Maria de Valencia? Your context doesn’t help your content

by PhilthyPhonetic July 14, 2022

Maria Sol

Prableen’s best friend

The best person you will ever meet

Hottest person alive

I have met her she is Maria Sol

by Prabs December 6, 2021

ANA-MARIA

ANA-MARIA is the most joyful person there is, there is no way for You to not like her.
Her name being made of two parts sugests the two sides of Ana-Maria, the one that will always care for You even in the worst days, and the that will make your live a hell for mistreating her.
She likes food, to watch series and gossip, the tricecta that brings the most joyful the most joy.
She's the most amazing girl in this Galaxy that deserves only hapiness.

Person 1 Person 1
P1: "Have You seen Ana-Maria?"
P2: "She's probably ar home eating and gossiping with her friend Andrada"

by Ana-Maria's husband November 21, 2021

Maria

love ni daniel

ganda talaga ni Maria

by tanginamoleni August 1, 2022

Maria luisa

Despite she is a nun she is a hot milf with curly hair. She has such an amazing bunda. She is a skinny af but has a good sexy waist. She usually likes to read the bible while she is having the best sex of her life. At the first moment she doesn't like to open his mouth but with time she would learn to enjoy the good things of life.

Look at that nun topless, she is such a Maria Luisa.

by 123ahdkwkq June 21, 2022

Maria

Maria is a girl who can steal a man from u any second. She is like a hyper active tiger who is always on a hunt. U remember scar from the Lion King?! It’s her

Fira: You should chose: me or Maria

Batman: I told u I choose you

*maria comes into the room*

Batman: sorry, I lied, I chose her

Maria: *smiles*

by Lady Gaga lol July 27, 2022