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Maria Miami Merger

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.
by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022
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Maria

Maria is a girl who can steal a man from u any second. She is like a hyper active tiger who is always on a hunt. U remember scar from the Lion King?! It’s her
Fira: You should chose: me or Maria

Batman: I told u I choose you

*maria comes into the room*

Batman: sorry, I lied, I chose her

Maria: *smiles*
by Lady Gaga lol July 27, 2022
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ganda talaga ni Maria
by tanginamoleni August 1, 2022
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maria will suck you into the black holes behind her eyes and you’ll be introduced to the universe inside of her mind. she’s breathtakingly beautiful. in a way that i cannot explain… when you look at her it’s almost as if your eyes have been kissed by sunflowers. her smile beams like sun rays. and she always looks lovely. her mind is uniquely chaotic and sometimes can’t catch up with her words. when she loves someone, she doesn’t stop. maria loves to eat and really enjoys boba (as long as it isn’t sweet). she’s someone that doesn’t deserve the life she has because she deserves so much more. her goal is always changing. that’s the beauty of maria- her mystery. she’s unpredictable. and although she’s different, you will never be loved the way maria loves you.
some random: yo you’ve been so happy and at peace lately
me: it’s that maria effect
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maria (pronounced maa-ria) is a person who you specially or your entire class hates because of the way she acts. Sometimes she will act like a stuck up bitch then when you really get to know her she will be emotionally and verbally abusive by calling you names and commenting about your insecurities. She is a pain in the ass and everyone else in your class will think the same unless it is her "friendship group" but little does she know that her so called "friends" actually hate her and only stay with her because they know they will be by themselves cos the entire class hates her
oh my god did you hear that maria snaked on Parvati because she posted a video with her not even in it and then maria blamed it on Quinn.
by sparklebitchshinexx June 10, 2022
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Maria is a kind-hearted person with a big personality. She is OBSESSED with anime and loves cosplaying. She has a crazy friend group full of people who she never wants to let go of. She is funny and will always make you laugh. She can make the CRAZIEST faces and will always be there to make you smile.
Maria: Makes a hilarious face.

All her friends: Laughs their asses off.
by leevythecosplayer June 14, 2022
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Maria luisa

Despite she is a nun she is a hot milf with curly hair. She has such an amazing bunda. She is a skinny af but has a good sexy waist. She usually likes to read the bible while she is having the best sex of her life. At the first moment she doesn't like to open his mouth but with time she would learn to enjoy the good things of life.
Look at that nun topless, she is such a Maria Luisa.
by 123ahdkwkq June 21, 2022
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