March 7

The king of Texas birthday

Servant: it's march 7
King: indeed it is

by KingMerik January 31, 2022

March 13th

March 13th where Friday the 13th happened. No coincidence? Jason must be killing us with this coronavirus, and bullshit

Person 1: Man I hate this coronavirus

Person 2: Yeah who knew “March 13th” would be cursed?

by SweetJonesOfMatthaa March 3, 2021

2nd of March

Kiss your gf day

2nd of March I will kiss my gf

by Suck lord March 1, 2022

March 30

National kiss someone day! Kiss someone you like!

Emma: hey, it's March 30 so lets kiss
Emma's crush: Ok

by jessroj July 18, 2022

March 25

March 25th is the day where you bash up the people you are friends with

slaps
“what was that for?”
“hey dont worry you can do the same since its march 25th!”
“OH YEAH!”
bashes eachother

by xoxoxmee March 23, 2022

March 17th

The day where life of the earth was born. Otherwise known as Jordan’s birthday. Make sure on this day you give all of your money to this man

“What’s today’s date?” “It’s march 17th we must give our offering to the god of Jordan!”

by March 17th October 16, 2019

March 23

If you are born on March 23 you are Satan’s child and will probably commit murder some day.

Oh no, she’s born on March 23 she’s evil.

by Strawberry_Bliss November 4, 2019