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Mail Lady

Noun, plural 'Mail Ladies'
Def. 1
What most people call a female mailman, unless they use the inferior term 'mailwoman'.
For some reason, she always seems to either damage your package or be late with it (this fact also applies to Male Mail Ladies).
Also sometimes called a Maillady, Postlady, Post Lady, UPS Lady, or UPSlady.

Def. 2
A woman that arrived to you via the mail.

Def. 3
A term for someone that delivers sex, also known as a prostitute.

Def. 4
A misspelling of the word "male lady", usually found in text (sometimes also referred to as a "man" in British English)
Def. 1
guy 1: Hey, has the mail lady come for you yet? It's already 4 and the mail was suppose to get here by 3!
guy 2: I think I saw her jalopy crashed into a pole on my way home from work.
guy 1: God damn it....

Def. 2
guy 1: Guess what? I just got a mail lady!
guy 2: What, like a mail order bride?
guy 1: No, she came in a package.
guy 2: So...she's a contortionist?
guy 1: I never said she was alive.

Def. 3
guy 1: Has the mail lady come for you yet?
guy 2: No, I think she's still at Johnson's.

guy 3: Sorry, she insisted on doing foreplay first.

Def. 4
guy 1: Hey did u see that cute chick that moved in down the street? She seems ur type
guy 2: Nah im only into mail ladies
by PostOfficer February 22, 2019
mugGet the Mail Ladymug.

Lavender Lady

A well dressed femme lesbian or bisexual woman. Most often one who has a long term relationship with a married straight appearing bisexual woman generally with the husbands knowledge and friendship often also with his sexual participation
Dude you don't have a chance with Emma She's a Lavender Lady
by 32b April 23, 2021
mugGet the Lavender Ladymug.

lady leaping

Male equivalent of homie hopping. To move from one girl to another within a friend group.
Don't mess with him, he always be lady leaping.
by Natty Heavy December 27, 2016
mugGet the lady leapingmug.

lady cookies

Lady Cookies are the private parts of a woman.
"Take a taste of my Lady Cookies"
by RainyXO December 28, 2016
mugGet the lady cookiesmug.

Lady Gaga

Some hot lady who everybody wants to date Bradley Cooper. Don’t forget She’s Italian
Oh did you see that hot Italian girl? Yeah, she’s Lady Gaga!
by Janethenotvirgin August 18, 2019
mugGet the Lady Gagamug.

Tall Lady

Shes really tall and nice. Her hair is lushious and smells like roses
by GaryBoi123 September 17, 2019
mugGet the Tall Ladymug.

5G lady

Refers to a woman specifically between late 20s and mid 30s who has been in multiple failed relationships, now seeking any man available to marry her quickly. A relationship with a 5G lady is always rushing a man into committing to marry her quickly without thinking.
I met a 5G lady who rushed into committing me to marry her always indirectly reminding me to propose to her each year
by NaijaQk May 7, 2023
mugGet the 5G ladymug.

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