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North Korea

A country holding twenty six million people hostage.
If you go to North Korea, you will surely be held hostage by its regime.
by Hectare Acres July 14, 2023
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North Korea

Afghanistan but atheist. Which one would you prefer? Afghanistan government aka Taliban caught some women trying to escape via airport and they literally imprisoned them same things are happening in North Korea.

They only make propoganda about how USA is evil and dangerous. They blame everything including the reason of their starving people to western world. They store up radioactive, nuclear bombs and send videos about them to threat western world. They are not open to world and they trade with china, russia that's all. They use technology from 1970s-1990s
After the collapse of Soviet, they lost their money and resource root. They have an ideology named Juche about self-sufficiency. religious people are minority and they are opressed by the government.
Government execute whoever they want. It's the worst form of dictatorship.

Karl Marx would vommit on the face of Kim Il Sung if he were alive. He also claimed a stage of communism which includes dictatorship with praising worker class. But it's the style of Stalin who is agaist actually bourgeoisie. However not at that sick level.

Yes, they treat their citizens as same as Nazis did it to Jewish community. Human rights don't exist on there.
Natalie: I love kpop does it exist in North Korea oppa?
Jack: Yes you should apply to North Korea tour to get full experience of kpop including BTS and Blackpink. There is a huge concert of Blackpink soon.
Natalie: Great. I am ready for it.
by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023
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Desi_korean

A person who is funny and smart at the same time.
Man, his idea was weirdly desi_korean.

Bro, we need some of your desi_korean ideas.
by Oolala1 December 19, 2023
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North Korean Flicker Gooning

A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.

The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.

The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
by TacoThursdayOnATuesday December 6, 2024
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North Korean Baptism

by G Fry June 22, 2024
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Worst Korea

what communists call south korea*

*communists dont recognize south korea and call "north korea the" "dprk"
capitalist us government neo nazi ukrainian spy: south korea is only korea
communist: south korea is fake and is Worst Korea
by pipp69420 July 22, 2024
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North Korean Root Canal

You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.
Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.
by Bigblackorthodontist April 6, 2024
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