Knob shandy

Someone who acts like a diluted and weakened penis (idiot).

Ethan was acting like a right "knob shandy" as he was being dictated to by his girlfriend and had no backbone.

by Flipflop83 July 24, 2021

Knob shandy

A person who acts like a dick whilst jumping around in a flap(mood).

Stop acting like a knob shandy

by Flipflop83 July 26, 2021

knob jockey

when someone is being a right tosser

last week jack said my mum was fit, hes a right knob jockey

by St Dudley the V March 5, 2022

Slob on my knob

a song made by three3 six6 mafia

Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Squeeze on my nuts, lick on my butt
The natural curly hair, please, don't touch
First find a mate, second find a place
Third find a bag, to hide the ho face
Real name Rover, I said bend over
I started to knock, then came the odor
Smelled like mush, should've had a woosh
Told her to stop and take a douche
While she did that, I didn't want the cat
So I bounced out and never came back

Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something
Suck a nigga dick or something

by gofvckyourself March 5, 2022

Dick knob

A dick nob is a person that’s like a dickhead, but not. They’re stupid and rude and you hate them with passion. If someone makes a disgusting or misogynistic joke, they are a dick knob. If they take offence to it tell them to suck it up because It’s a fact. This person could either be racist, sexist, etc. If it’s a man and they’re being misogynistic, (sexist against women), they are a dick knob. If a woman is being a misandrist (sexiest against men), they are a dick job. If someone cheats on you. They are a dick knob. If someone makes a rape joke, or a “dark joke” that involves racism, misogyny, misandry etc, they are a dick knob. So on and so forth

*r4pe joke*
“You’re a fucking dick knob aye cunt.”

by Taehyungsleftbuttcheekyt May 30, 2021

Door knob

Every body gets their turn

That hoe was like a door knob we all got a turn to open her up

by Macdaddyrob June 11, 2021

Lanky Knob

A lanky knob is someone who is unusualy thin and tall like a gay slenderman

That Pedo is a Lanky Knob

by Knobcheese1234567 December 2, 2024