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Jade w

Is the most beautiful person I have ever meet inside and out side . She is hands down the sexiest, kindest, loving , nurturing and caring woman and I’m the luckiest man alive to be able to call myself her boyfriend. As far as being a mother is concerned she is the best I’ve ever seen . She cares for her two boys like no other mother I’ve ever seen always butting there needs in front of her own and never hesitates to drop everything and run to there every need if she was the mother of my children I would be the proudest father around . Everyone who’s life is touched by Jade is left better off for it her smile and presence and light up a room . She is smart(really smart ) with an amazing sense of humour, her positivity is contagious and her beauty mesmerising with eyes like an angle that could melt you two your knees.

She is am tough resilient woman that no matter what life though say her she manages to overcome for the love of her children . I love this woman with all of me and I’m lucky to be able to share this life with such a woman .
Jade w is gods best work
by Peter H November 23, 2021
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Elle Jade

This little lady is a proper one she is. She loves life and enjoys past, present and future. She is a sex goddess and enjoys getting bedded on many an occasion but always nice never naughty. She has fear of personal detail and card machine as well as be charged. She have sheself one too many a gin on the Boxing Day.

Above all she be a pious lass and never miss sheself a confession at Sunday mass.

God knows she be the queen of twerk.
“Have yeh seen that Elle Jade? She be sooooo nice!”
by Sirhenryviii November 23, 2021
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Riley Jade Michael

The prettiest girl ever, who will always be there for you
Riley Jade Michael is so sweet!!
by anonymous May 27, 2023
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Jade

the missing piece to your puzzle. The comforting reminder that not everyone in this generation sucks. She will love you unconditionally and she will love you even on days you don’t love your self. An astonishing result of gods handy work. If you know her you’re lucky. She is a prime example that . The baddest bitches have been dealt a shitty hand but continues to play her cards like a fuckin boss. Girls wanna be her and guys wanna wife her 🫶🏼💕
Bro I really wish I could lock down a jade but my bank account on E so i gotta settle for tawny 😒
by Chass999 March 5, 2023
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Jade

"Hey did you hear what jade did, she cheated on her boyfriend with five guys"
by Citynights June 21, 2024
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jade fat

a asian bitch so fat, her eyes are the size of half a grain of rice, her belly the size of the sun and her ego the size of all of her weight combined
look at the jade fat bitch! gyat fucking damn shes so fucking fat, she has her own gravity pull!
by Xuan Doan August 15, 2024
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