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Jade

She is so hot you get a sunburn when she walks into a room. Thiccest thighs ever.
Teacher: "Jade it is you turn to do your presentation"
*Boy moves bag to his lap*
by AB0L October 8, 2025
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Jade porter

Super cool broski that probably lives in like Oklahoma
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breanna jade

Very athletic and attractive. Afraid to open up to everyone and keeps it in. Has a perfect smile and can get all the guys, yet she is self conscious about herself. Stays strongn through the pain and is a great friend. She is very positive and outgoing and can talk to anyone. Likes to jam to music in her room and dance like nobody is watching.
"i want a Breanna Jade she's great"
by Breanna jade March 14, 2017
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Jaded

Being emotionally numb and/or empty due to a collection of bad experiences, especially in the dating scene. Jaded people often won’t show any reaction/interest when others flirt with them.
Person 1: You know that girl was flirting with you, right?
Person 2: I really couldn’t care. She’ll probably hurt me like the rest of them did.
Person 1: Damn, you’re really jaded then
by FrootyTootyBootyHole February 10, 2021
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Jade

Definition of Jade
Jade is an exceptionally intelligent woman, whose extraordinary gifts are currently stifled by the weight of an abusive relationship. Her true potential, vast and unyielding, lies dormant, awaiting the catalyst of a connection with another superhuman—a man who not only comprehends his own unique abilities but also perceives the profound, untapped power residing within her.
Though such individuals are rare, fate has already charted her course: the year 2025 marks the arrival of this destined partner, appearing in her life with surprising proximity. For Jade to finally embrace her destiny and unlock her full capabilities, she must decisively break free from her past, leaving the abusive relationship behind. A saddened Superman is poised and waiting, ready to help her rise.
by Strongwoman historian June 12, 2025
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Jade

The most beautiful woman in the world, not just because of her cute, shy and timid appearance, but also the inner qualities: her loyalty, how she naively trusts until she can't anymore, and only when given a reason not to; her knowledgeability, being humble and willing to hear all kinds of voices; her persistency, always chases her goals and will overcome any obstacle she meets; and her slight creepiness --- touch her nerves and she will make you regret it.

If you fall in love of her in first sight, be prepared to fall in love again when you get to know her. Love her at all costs, or you might not get a second chance.
I love Jade, because how can I not?”
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Jade

Jade has a awesome humor, she is crazy and nice. She a a laugh that is a little scary that scares away the boys. She is a good hunter and pulling horses
Jade is awesome
by Countrygirl674368 March 1, 2019
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