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Jade Abyss

Slang term for Asian vagina. Used primarily to describe prostitutes or loose women.
I went to Thailand and fell right into that Jade Abyss.
by Hagfish66 February 25, 2019
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Jade Kenyon

A Jade kenyon is a cock sucking lady whore who loves both males and females. Jades recent sexual experiences have thrown her into the world of prostitution. Her extreme love of sex has encouraged her to create her own sex act, the ‘Kenny’, in which the Female/male partner is placed on the bed with ketamine in her pussy/ass. The male/female then proceeds to snort the line off her pussy/ass. The partners alternate and both get absolutely ‘kennied’
‘found me a Jade kenyon type of bird’

Never been so kennied (in both ways) in me life lad’
by Jadekennyshagger01 June 13, 2019
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Jade

Definition of Jade
Jade is an exceptionally intelligent woman, whose extraordinary gifts are currently stifled by the weight of an abusive relationship. Her true potential, vast and unyielding, lies dormant, awaiting the catalyst of a connection with another superhuman—a man who not only comprehends his own unique abilities but also perceives the profound, untapped power residing within her.
Though such individuals are rare, fate has already charted her course: the year 2025 marks the arrival of this destined partner, appearing in her life with surprising proximity. For Jade to finally embrace her destiny and unlock her full capabilities, she must decisively break free from her past, leaving the abusive relationship behind. A saddened Superman is poised and waiting, ready to help her rise.
by Strongwoman historian June 12, 2025
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Jade

Jade is a naturally beauty. She is so hot and you can fall for her very quickly. She can manipulate you easily and you can be obsessed with her. She is very sexy and always top even by men. Everyone thinks that she’s hot and she is! She doesn’t care about your feelings. She always says her opinion and you can have fun with her. You know what I am talking about. She knows how to it very great! She’s a Maf!a leader and could k!ll everyone. She’s always the leader.
Someone:, I’m dating jade!‘
Someone:,you can’t reach her nobody can! She’s so hot! Lucky you!‘
by niknamesjjsjs November 21, 2021
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Jade

Hot person who simps a lot. Super gorgeous. Whoever doesn’t like her back is stupid. Smartest person alive. Pretends to snort paint. Overall amazing human being 10/10 recommended to be her friend.
“I want to marry Jade”
As do I”
by anonymous November 26, 2021
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Jade Mccgovern

A jade mccgovern is a fat slut. She has little friends and is often found alone watching doctor who. She is probably the saddest girl you will ever find, she is always eating or wearing short skirts.
Have you seen that Jade Mccgovern, who would date her?
by nooo nameee April 6, 2015
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jade telon

scorpio minor who has an affair with Juanito feito
You see that mf who just got off the getbus? We call them Jade Telon s round deez parts.
by bh4dbh4b13 February 19, 2022
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