God

What Christians believe is in our hearts, floating above the clouds. The entity that has created life. The entity that has created love as we know it.

A deity that, once you really think about it, is an asshole.

Billions of living beings die every day. Then, they are instantly forgotten. What kind and loving god would do that?

by sirdefenition June 1, 2017

God

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.

God is almighty

by Believer and follower of Chris July 7, 2017

God

Something that doesn’t exist

God doesn’t exist.

by LuckySandvich September 4, 2018

God

A fictional character made for a fan fiction about a man named Adam and how the author was jealous of Eve. But people took that shit seriously.

God is a fictional character made by a 13 year old girl attempting to write a famous chick flick

by B1gDaddy69 December 4, 2019

God

Does not exist, he's one fucked up bitch.

OMG I prayed so many fucking times to you God you old prune juice drinking bitch.

by Rogue Zombie YT May 30, 2018

God

An abstract notion

Yo, do you worship god?
Nah man, I don't worship abstract notions created by humans

by YoMamaIsAThot May 20, 2019

God

A guy who wears a fast food uniform and still looks cool.

Praise our god for this $5 MEAL!

by Doofles the Boofles September 7, 2016