champagne dog bath

a waste of money and/or resources

That Temu trampoline sure was a champagne dog bath.

by Deluxe Raccoon September 18, 2025

Bath juice

Semen that is left in a bathtub that sticks to you.

Ugh, I got bath juice on my arm and it keeps pulling on my hairs when I try to get it out.

by NotAids June 28, 2018

The Bubble Bath

When one puts burning coals in their partner's ass, then cumshots into the ass.

Jim: Hey, Ted, guess what I did to Sally last night!

Ted: What did you do, give her a warm carl?

Jim: No, I gave her the bubble bath!

by BenjaminFrank February 21, 2009

take baths in the pool

you’re dirty

do you take baths in the pool?

by secretnan April 14, 2020

Bounce bath

Using a fabric softener sheet to hide your stench when you don't have time for a shower.

Lindsay does so many Walks of Shame that she must be queen of the Bounce Bath.

by ReillyJ525 June 10, 2010

Whore's bath

A quick clean, often involving your most sensitive of jewels. Most commonly practiced when ordered by your sergeant, after a long day of field navigation.

For next weekend, bring baby wipes so you can give yourselves a Whore's Bath... Too easy.

by Gbenay August 8, 2022

Dublin Bird-Bath

When a girl, gets on her knees and fills her mouth with Guinness so her man can dip his balls in it.

Last night my man was sooo hot, I gave him a Dublin Bird-Bath.. such a good night!

by BronzeGladiator November 3, 2023