air boner

A definitely non-musical use for a trumpet or bassoon. Someone affixes a condom to the bell of a trumpet or bassoon, blows into the instrument, and the condom either stands erect or, if the instrument is blown harder, expands like a balloon!

I just made an air boner with my bassoon and everybody laughed!

by pentozali October 10, 2010

air biscuit

When somebody is standing by you and farts and walks away.

Okay, when you turn your test in don't leave me any air biscuits by my desk.

"oh gee thanks for leaving me that airbiscuit." huh? i didnt bring you any biscuits..??

by bagelbailey June 06, 2009

air biscut

A special case of ninja-ass-gas - stealthy if you will - in which the gynacologist/unlucky bastard giving a woman an "inspection" gets farted on while up close and personal.

1) While getting a routine checkup.. Danae handed out free air biscuts to poor Dr.Rumple.
2) The Docter ran out of the room shouting.. FUCKING AIR BISCUT!! I THINK SHE SHIT IN MY EYE

by Twatatious Jill July 29, 2006

shooting the air

Just like shooting the shit or shooting the breeze. Hanging out with the boys, talking about life, drinking some beers. Doing nothing.

Yeah me and Tyler were just shooting the air, hanging in his backyard and all of a sudden he got abducted by aliens.

by Lowbatterylife39 April 24, 2021

Celtic air

1. A slow, beautiful Celtic tune, usually in a major key.

2. A burst of flatulence prominent enough to flutter one's kilt

Ach, man! Angus McFinn be blowin' the Celtic air again!

by FSDAGSDFGDSGD October 13, 2008

Air Taxed

When someone leaves something of great value on an airplane after a plane ride.

Example 1:
Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Richie?"
Mark: "No what happened?"
Susan: "The moron left his iPod touch 32 Gigs on the airplane and didnt realize it till he got home."
Mark: "Damn sounds like he got Air Taxed."

Example 2:
Susan: "Fuck!!!!!!!"
Mark: "Whats wrong?"
Susan: "I forgot my iPad and my Droid on the airplane!"
Mark: "Damn! super Air Taxed right there!"

by Wanterito March 02, 2011

backside air

To break wind, let go of brown air, etc.

-Oops, sorry, I just made an backside air. Keep moving.
-Jesus man! What did you eat yesterday?!

by Berget May 10, 2007