Burrito

A cat that is fat. Used to be named Skittles ( not sponsored) belonged to her mama Abigail. Bye sisters

Burrito why the fuck are you eating. The curtain?!?!

by Heysisspillthetea October 20, 2018

Bangkok Burrito

A sexual act involving a flesh light filled with diarrhea

I left a surprise Bangkok burrito in his night stand - he’ll never get the smell out of his fleshlight

by anonymous August 31, 2021

burrito kiss

When either you and/or the gal you're going to make out with have consumed a fair amount of Taco Bell before you start kissing, causing the scent of Burritos to drift up into your nose as you're making out.

"Me and Amy drunkenly shared a little burrito kiss before I hate fucked her."

by Penis McFuckFace September 4, 2014

Burritos MC

A SERIOUS new up and coming 1% MC with a passion for Mexican food. Founded by Rhys B who broke off from the Echuca chapter to form the Frankghanifstan chapter.

-Have you seen the Burritos MC?
Yes, now there is no pussy left for any other clubs.

by Burritoboss March 28, 2025

Loaded burrito

The process of five or more mexicans having an anal orgy while cramped in a vehicle fleeing across the United States border.

That loaded burrito in the back will make it hard to cross the border due to the noise.

by Poopybacon22 October 2, 2015

Barf Burrito

A sleeping bag which has been vomited in. Sleeping in it is optional.

Dude... someone totally barf burritoed that sleeping bag.

by Tucker Fourchanitlee February 28, 2011

Burrito

in regards to a situation or predicament that you were put in being over with and finished aka a wrap.

“So are you still going to talk to him?”
“Girl no he played in my face Issa burrito”

by Big Daddy Sums August 4, 2024