relationship shop

This is when a person is trying to pick who the person wants to be in a relationship with

Carly: so who would u choose. Ann:i dont know. i hate being in a fucking relationship shop

by April 10, 2021

Flick-book Relationship

Where an individual has that many one night stands or dates with different people that they all merge into their version of a relationship.

1: "You've been on that many dates this week that they all seem to merge into a flick-book relationship!"

by Obasis September 02, 2013

middle school relationship

a relationship between middle schoolers that is usually cringy, drama filled, short lived, and/or idiotic. you will likely want to vomit due to the cringe

Tara: Omg Kyle you’re soo cute!
Kyle: Stawp it! You’re cuter!
Tara: I wuv you so much honeybun! <3
Kyle: I wuv you more my sugarplum!
*awkward side hug*
An average kid trying to get to class: I'm gonna be sick. They’re the cringiest middle school relationship ever.
Their friend: Ditto.

by mikutoaster July 04, 2022

Middle School Relationship

A relationship in Middle School that lasts about 5,000,000 microseconds (which is really 5 seconds). It's a pure waste of time. Thank God I didn't go through one.

Brian: Hey Ben, did you know that Matthew got a girlfriend?
Ben: Dude, it's a middle school relationship, it will last about 5,000,000 microseconds and then they'll break up.

by VezinaIgor31 September 25, 2022

Relationship Hunter

A new-logo salesperson who views developing strong, lasting relationships with his prospects as a precursor to closing the deal.

Effective relationship hunters get to know their prospects very well and are more likely to not only close the deal but are also more likely to get repeat business even if their buyer moves to another company.

by Chief Curiosity Officer October 05, 2018

Relationship Brainwashing

Oh yeah? Wow free relationship brainwashing that's great.

Hym "Wow so your just goingnto come right out the gate with 'JUST TAKE THE RELATIONSHIP BABY DICK!' thaaaaats... Fantastic? Yeah that's some crazy relationship brainwashing shit. I'm not with that shit dawg... "

by Hym Iam June 23, 2023

High Octane Relationship

A relationship between romantic lovable partners involving lots, and I mean lots, ( practically to the point of a literal fuck ton ) of sex.

"Me and my partner have a high octane relationship, we fuck twice a day."

by NukeSyphon April 19, 2024