Hard ice

Hard ice is when you have an erection in the winter

Tom hanks had hard ice at our Christmas party

by Jeremy Asia man November 14, 2017

Try Hard

A typical, so called Try-Hard, is somebody who thinks is realy good at a game that is being played, but in reality this person is most-likely the worst player (of the team), even though he\she is attempting to be the best and is putting the most effort into the game...

Basketball might be a good example for a Try Hard, this person makes a 3 pointer once in a while, but in general he\she is awfully bad\sucks at the game !

by Julz June 11, 2014

Hard musician

When a girl grabs a cd or dvd and hangs it on her hard nipple and gives it a spin.

Wow girl you play that hard musician real tight like Hed Kandi.

by TheSchizo's May 16, 2009

Hard Gard

Short for "hardcore Gardnerian", in reference to a very traditional form of Wicca.

"Is Moonflower still in the Celtic-Norse-Sumerian-Babylonian-Ecclectic Dianic Coven?"
"No, she went Hard Gard."

by SilverCrowCoyote March 22, 2009

Hard Brock

The cafe in Brockenhurst College (New Forest, UK) that sells hot food, drinks and snacks to all students. Has MTV downstairs and a jukebox upstairs. Many cliche's are present.
The name is a joke on the famous Hard Rock Cafe.

Dude, let's go to Hard Brock, I really fancy a cheeseburger.

Mate, only the anime nerds and the wannabe's sit upstairs in Hard Brock.

That James guy in Hard Brock is well hot.

by Sunafire March 28, 2009

Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose

I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome

by Rionox January 24, 2023

two hard

A phrase which, in the realm of slang, is not grammatically incorrect. Just means, "hard x2."

Phat: Man, I hate thinking up examples.

Peewee Herman: Yeah, it's two hard.

by bbnreally November 9, 2010