unnaturally hard

an erection resulting from the overuse of viagra or other horny pills

that old fogey is unnaturally hard

by el barto January 15, 2003

Hard musician

When a girl grabs a cd or dvd and hangs it on her hard nipple and gives it a spin.

Wow girl you play that hard musician real tight like Hed Kandi.

by TheSchizo's May 16, 2009

Hard Gard

Short for "hardcore Gardnerian", in reference to a very traditional form of Wicca.

"Is Moonflower still in the Celtic-Norse-Sumerian-Babylonian-Ecclectic Dianic Coven?"
"No, she went Hard Gard."

by SilverCrowCoyote March 22, 2009

Hard Brock

The cafe in Brockenhurst College (New Forest, UK) that sells hot food, drinks and snacks to all students. Has MTV downstairs and a jukebox upstairs. Many cliche's are present.
The name is a joke on the famous Hard Rock Cafe.

Dude, let's go to Hard Brock, I really fancy a cheeseburger.

Mate, only the anime nerds and the wannabe's sit upstairs in Hard Brock.

That James guy in Hard Brock is well hot.

by Sunafire March 28, 2009

Hard Hoser

When a man ejaculates with such force (usually from being pent up for a while) that the semen excreted is so powerful it looks like water coming out of a hose

I did a Hard Hoser to Hannah last night, Holy shit it was awesome

by Rionox January 24, 2023

Holla hard

1. a solid agreement on something truly amazing

2. used to voice one's approval or excitement of something

Person 1: We're gonna beast those dance moves tomorrow night!
Person 2: Holla hard!

Person 1: We're awesome!
Person 2: Oh, yeah! Holla hard!

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear?? The new Pokemon video game is out!! This is frikkin awesome!!
Guy 2: ...oh holla HARD!

by DawgBiscuit May 27, 2011

Hard lard

A stupid idiot who thinks there so fucking special these people think just because talk a load of bull shit and when it comes to fighting they don't show up

For example Jerry over there is such a hard lard he has no freinds and is a overall melt

by The_meta_7 May 16, 2022