Holding your kids hostage

Right!? It's totally like that!

Hym "It's like I'm holding your kids hostage... In a house where the door is WIDE open and my demands are... To not have my rights perpetually violated and to be paid for my own labor and property... And instead of, like, tying your kids up... I'm, like, not even watching them at all... And it's YOUR HOUSE.... And you're there in the house with me and can get me to leave whenever you want... And I'm giving YOU the ransom money... And I literally built you your own robot butler... Like... Literally. I literally allowed for robot butler to be an actual possibility IN OUR LIFETIME... ME! And your kid thinks I'm cooler than you... And I AM! AND! And... I don't want to be there... But I DO have a knife though and will stab the absolute piss out of everybody!"

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

Hold On

I've been drifting on the sea of heartbreak
Tryin' to get myself ashore

For so long, for so long

Listenin' to the strangest stories
Wondering where it all went wrong
For so long, for so long

But hold on hold on hold on

To what you've got
So hold on hold on hold on

To what you've got

I've been dreaming of a new tomorrow
And wakin' in the morning sun
For so long, for so long

There's no time for revolution
I've got to be travellin' on
Here so long, for so long

.

But hold on hold on hold on

To what you've got
So hold on hold on hold on

To what you've got

Hold on to what you've got

Hold on hold on hold on to what you got
Hold on hold on hold on to what you got

Hold on to what you've got, to what you've got

Hold on hold on hold on to what you got

Hold on to what you've got, to what you've got..

by Gothic Miscreant April 13, 2024

holding

Nice body

Yo shorty be holding. Body tight and face right.

by DAVO DAVILLE September 24, 2025

Holding up ring finger

You literally pull all the girls, since women often masturbate with that finger

Holding up ring finger

by Fifa pro player with 197 August 23, 2022

Hold form

Staying true to your convictions, morals and life goals. Holding form is finding one’s true masculine self in perfect form and balance.

Hold form / held form: Man my bosses wife was sweating me at the party but I held form and shut that off immediately.

by Penn Vonn Dutch December 19, 2022

Holding the sausage hostage

a wank

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020

two toe hold

Simultaneous foot jobs with two people sitting across from each other. Just a little dance around the pants, no penetration!

They were rocking the two toe hold under the table at a restaurant! It was gross, but daring!

by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011