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A Hero Is A Person Who Is Heroic, They Save The Day Like Superman But They Are Humans, They Are Heros!
Rob Was A Hero Today Because He Abused This Guy At Work And Got A Promotion.
by Colatz May 20, 2014
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war hero

A person is jumps on a grenade. These people are normally wounded in action received the shear ugliness of the 'nade that they deserve a Purple Heart. If a grenade jumper jumps on so many 'nades, he will win a Medal of Honor for going above and beyond the call of duty. Actually war heroes from wars are to be respected. This kind of war hero is laughed at but you want him around to be the grenade jumper that allows you to mac on a hot chick.
Dude, I saw that chick that came from your room. Ha. She had a muffin top and a camel toe. Damn man. Heres a Medal of Honor. I salute you war hero.
by GeneralEisenhower December 6, 2010
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Hero

A person that tries too hard to be involved in a situation, with the purpose of being seen.
'Damn HERO?!.. take a breath'
by cnciz October 4, 2003
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Hero

Amazing people in your life that give you a reason to get up in the morning!
by Jessicrazy January 12, 2008
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guitar hero

now apparently people think real guitarists talk like a stereotypical 1337 nerd. see other definitions for examples. and then these fags try to stick up for guitar queeros by pretending that they are humble people who say nothing about this bullshit. and guitarists are scarily hostile violent people who bash guitar queeros for no reason.
by bitterpill1 (jpka159) May 31, 2009
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hero

A person who is prepared to lay down his life for others. Examples of such are members of our Armed Forces who serve on Operations around the world. Each and every one of which is a hero.

Not some Z list celebrity or footballer who can score the odd goal before being tapped on the ankle and rolling around like he has been shot by a sniper. And then getting up and waving an imaginary card at a referee! Get a f**king life!
All members of the Armed Forces should be classed as a hero.
by Johnny 2 Sheds May 31, 2009
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Guitar Hero

A guitar-simulation series which let's you act like a proffesional guitarist without actually being one; a super fun game that's great for parties and leaves you with countless hours of head bashing fun!

Unfortunately, this game is looked down upon by half-assed guitarists. Here's what I have to say...

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU DON'T LIKE GUITAR HERO! IT'S A FUCKING GAME YOU HALF-ASSED BASTARD! A GAME! IF YOU WERE SMART YOU'D BE ACTUALLY BE PRACTICING INSTEAD OF BASHING PEOPLE NOT WORTH YOUR TIME ONLINE!

Another problem is belief among many Guitar Hero nerds, usually refered to as guitar heroes or guitar zeros, that being able to beat a hard-ass song on Expert makes them better than Hendrix. Here's another thing I have to say!

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT YOU FUCKING NERD! OK, YOU BEAT THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES! BIG WHOOP! NO ONE REALLY CARES. UNLESS YOUR PICKING UP CHICKS WITH THAT, IT'S BULLSHIT!

Example:

Me: Bro, you want to play some Guitar Hero? I've been working and I think I got better!

Half-Assed Guitarist: Guitar Hero? You are such a noob. Not to mention gay. Only homo, faggot losers play Guitar Hero. Get a REAL guitar and then I'll be impressed, but I'll just act like a whining, big baby, jackass until you do that...

Me: It's a damn game. Lighten up, you prick... How 'bout you? You in?

Guitar Zero/ Hero Nerd: Heck, yes! I'll show you that I can beat every song on Expert! Then, I'll shred it up on a real guitar like I'm Hendrix, but we all know I've never touch a guitar in my life... or a girl at that... I'm TOTALLY in!

Half-Ass: You fucking nerd. Go shoot yourself

Zero/ Nerd: No! How 'bout you go slit your throat!

Half-Ass: No! You!

Zero/ Nerd: No! YOU!

(Goes on about 30 more times)

Me: BOTH OF YOU ARE ACTING LIKE BIG-ASS BABIES! Fuck both of you! All I wanted to to was play some fucking Guitar Hero, but you fuckfaces had to make it SO hard. Your both talented! Now stop fighting jackasses! Both of you go kill your selfs!!!!!

(I walk out angrily)

Zero/ Nerd: What's he so bitchy for?

Half-Ass: Who knows? Maybe he's secretly a girl and that's his time of the month...

Zero/ Nerd: Yeah... want to bitch more about Guitar Hero and real guitars like fags more?

Half-Ass: YOU BET!!!
See above for Guitar Hero Example.
by JoeShmoWasHere June 14, 2009
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