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Goosed

Past-tense slang for cumshot
The act of shooting one's semen onto someone's face or head
Dude, I was watching porn the other night and the girl got goosed!
by Skippy Tree June 22, 2017
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Shining up my goose

A euphemism for the act of masturbation or receiving a hand job
“Jeff’s wife was shining up my goose last night, I never knew people’s hands could do that.”
by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024
mugGet the Shining up my goosemug.

Gooses

Blake hates all those gooses
by Yajis18 December 26, 2018
mugGet the Goosesmug.

Cooked goose

Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)
Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.
by Smartass Mike July 25, 2012
mugGet the Cooked goosemug.

Goose

Goose is the best cat ever he always is chill and doesn’t give a crap about anything.He is very caring and loves to hang out with you.He loves to make bread on blankets but does not like to cuddle.
by ilovemycats123 April 3, 2022
mugGet the Goosemug.

shitting like a blue goose

I ate so much taco bell last night, I'm worried I'll be shitting like a blue goose
by God_of_beans September 1, 2023
mugGet the shitting like a blue goosemug.

Silly Goose

When you do something so monumentally
stupid that stronger words don't have the
same effect.
Jordan forgot to do his job properly again, that silly goose.
by Ibbynellow May 2, 2022
mugGet the Silly Goosemug.

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