A entity who can’t decide if pork should be eaten or if it shouldn’t
Christians: yes you can eat it.
Muslims:no you cant!
Jews: we agree with the Muslims for once.
Hindus: We too agree with the muslims and jews
Pagans: *if you can eat it then Its Free Real Estate.*
Atheists: well apparently according to them god is not that much of a pure being if he forbids freedom of speech cause they just scream at me.
Jedi and sith : what is a pork?Is that something like a porg?
Christians: yes you can eat it.
Muslims:no you cant!
Jews: we agree with the Muslims for once.
Hindus: We too agree with the muslims and jews
Pagans: *if you can eat it then Its Free Real Estate.*
Atheists: well apparently according to them god is not that much of a pure being if he forbids freedom of speech cause they just scream at me.
Jedi and sith : what is a pork?Is that something like a porg?
God
by Backuro March 25, 2020
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Skit 1:
person 1: Did you believe in God?
person 2: No
person 1: Then you are an atheist
Skit 2:
person 1: did you know the word "God" has over 900 definitions in Urbandictionary?
person 2: Oh wow, I did not realize that!
person 1: LET'S MAKE IT INTO 1,000 DEFINITIONS, WE CAN DO IT GUYS!
person 1: Did you believe in God?
person 2: No
person 1: Then you are an atheist
Skit 2:
person 1: did you know the word "God" has over 900 definitions in Urbandictionary?
person 2: Oh wow, I did not realize that!
person 1: LET'S MAKE IT INTO 1,000 DEFINITIONS, WE CAN DO IT GUYS!
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1: Synonym for deity. Plural: Gods. Whether it's a proper noun or not depends on if the god in question is from a unitheist religon or a multitheist religon
2: a word often used to convey suprise or exitement. Usually when used like this it is a proper noun
2: a word often used to convey suprise or exitement. Usually when used like this it is a proper noun
Occording to insert religon here, god name here is the god of insert thing here
Good God, that concert was loud!
Good God, that concert was loud!
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