god

Me

I am god

by Screeching possum August 17, 2021

God

The man above us that gives little children and adults cancer.

Parents: have good child

God:Gives cancer to child and kills it and goes to hell.

by DarkDefinor November 5, 2018

God

Fictional

"You know how God is real?"
"No. Stop."

by Pablo Sanchez The Pleb June 1, 2018

God

(Typically in anime) a fictional character that is ridiculously strong.

“Yeah, so basically Goku’s a God”

by rogue extraordinaire August 10, 2019

God

A guy who wears a fast food uniform and still looks cool.

Praise our god for this $5 MEAL!

by Doofles the Boofles September 7, 2016

God

An abstract notion

Yo, do you worship god?
Nah man, I don't worship abstract notions created by humans

by YoMamaIsAThot May 20, 2019

God

Something that doesn’t exist

God doesn’t exist.

by LuckySandvich September 4, 2018